英文自我介绍范文幽默 第一篇

I love everyone, see flowers bloom, see the car to turn, the beer saw open cover of XXX, I would like to make a self introduction now, if you have time to listen, it is no time to listen, listen to my voice, ensure you happy happy, safe and sound all year round!

I am male, is a year old female XX meters tall, wearing shoes, being unmarried. Focus on Undergraduate Education -- not admitted, the general undergraduate course -- for a few minutes, so only a mixed college. However, the performance is very brilliant, primary school as a monitor, the white-collar is wearing a white shirt, work - KFC table in a multinational company, although is cleaning the table, but the treatment is very favorable, if you don't arrive late or leave early.

You could get the full 800 yuan), and I have had to pay the monthly rent house -- that is, non motor vehicle car - Environmental protection, and a credit card deposit stack: There is no money.

I am looking for a slim figure, beautiful beautiful, gentle and lovely, reasonable, full of wit, extraordinary ability of rich wives, similar to Bill Gates's daughter, Buffett's granddaughter and so on can be considered. The laugh what laugh? I know what you want to say, you are not just want to say I am a swan like a toad? What ah, who let the heart so good! When the whole donation have pity on him. WOW! Who is the skin of a banana? I do not say it, say a brick came, I was shot to death! Thank you

英文自我介绍范文幽默 第二篇

My name is _ _ _, thirteen years old this year, just first second.

I am tall medium, platoon class tenth, long face short nose, big feet have big hands, little eyes are not small, especially God's eyes, a big mouth to say, just say, xxxsaid one hour is also no problem, height, body neither fat nor thin. In general, it is still more handsome.

I go to school in Beijing City, our school uniform is not good, all is blue, so it is very good to recognize, one is the middle school students.

My advantage is love. Every morning I go out to e_ercise, run, play the horizontal bar, and so on.

So, my school sports are very good, my study is also not to be questioned, the math e_am has never been 90 points, my English is also good. So, my face is always the joyful e_pression of the overflowing.

My shortcoming is that I can't play basketball, I don't know what's the matter, I don't like it, and I don't like it.

I always get out of class and don't pay attention to it. So, after the teacher called me, I was full of confidence to stand up, eighty percent are right, the harm of the teacher is angry and laugh.

This is me, as soon as I see me, I always laugh, I will greet you enthusiastically, come on!

英文自我介绍范文幽默 第三篇

good morning !

it is really my honor to have this opportunity for a interview,

i hope i can make a good performance today. i'm confident that i can succeed.

now i will introduce myself briefly

i am 26 years old,born in shandong province .

i was graduated from qingdao university. my major is i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of xx.

i spend most of my time on study,i have passed cet4/6 . and i have acquired basic knowledge of my major during my school time.

in july xx, i begin work for a small private company as a technical support engineer in qingdao i'm capable of more responsibilities, so i decided to change my job.

and in august xx,i left qingdao to beijing and worked for a foreign enterprise as a automation software test i want to change my working environment, i'd like to find a job which is more challenging. morover motorola is a global company, so i feel i can gain the most from working in this kind of company ennvironment. that is the reason why i come here to compete for this position.

i think i'm a good team player and i'm a person of great honesty to others. also i am able to work under great pressure.

that’s all. thank you for giving me the chance.

英文自我介绍范文幽默 第四篇

Hi,everybody.

Good to be here. Facing the audience, a thought occured to me. Mama has alway told me not to make a fool in public. But somehow I just couldn't follow what she said e_actly. Well some people always treat me as a crazy loon. For I'm never part of any crowd and have some dreams far-off look.

I'd even crash into someone with my nose stuck in a book. Now I'm standing on the stage, giving a speech in English. Circumstance being that I'm pretty nervous. Maybe some guy would just think that it'd embarass me as frightened speechless.

Never mind. I'm always good for a laugh.

英文自我介绍范文幽默 第五篇

I am . I was born in . I graduate from senior high school and major in English. I started learning English since I was 12 years old. My parents have a lot of American friends. That’s why I have no problem communicating with Americans or others by speaking English.

In my spare time, I like to do anything relating to English such as listening to English songs, watching English movies or TV programs, or even attending the activities held by some English clubs or institutes. I used to go abroad for a short- term English study. During that time, I learned a lot of daily life English and saw a lot of different things.

I think language is very interesting. I could e_press one substance by using different sounds. So I wish I could study and read more English literatures and enlarge my knowledge.

英文自我介绍范文幽默 第六篇

Good morning !

It is really my honor to have this opportunity for a interview,I hope i can make a good performance today.

I'm confident that I can i will introduce myself briefly I am 26 years old,born in shandong province .I was graduated from qingdao university. my major is i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of __.

I spend most of my time on study,i have passed CET4/6 . and i have acquired basic knowledge of my major during my school July __, I begin work for a small private company as a technical support engineer in QingDao I'm capable of more responsibilities, so I decided to change my job.

And in August __,I left QingDao to BeiJing and worked for a foreign enterprise as a automation software test I want to change my working environment, I'd like to find a job which is more challenging. Morover Motorola is a global company, so I feel I can gain the most from working in this kind of company ennvironment. That is the reason why I come here to compete for this think I'm a good team player and I'm a person of great honesty to others. Also I am able to work under great pressure.

英文自我介绍范文幽默 第七篇

Hi,everybody. Good to be here. Facing the audience, a thought occured to me. Mama has alway told me not to make a fool in public. But somehow I just couldn't follow what she said exactly. Well some people always treat me as a crazy loon. For I'm never part of any crowd and have some dreams far-off look. I'd even crash into someone with my nose stuck in a book. Now I'm standing on the stage, giving a speech in English. Circumstance being that I'm pretty nervous. Maybe some guy would just think that it'd embarass me as frightened speechless. Never mind. I'm always good for a laugh.

英文自我介绍范文幽默 第八篇

Hello!My name is Chen Danqing。My English name is Joy。I'm 14 years old。I'm a happy girl。I have a happy family。My father and my mother are both office workers。They're busy。But at weekends，they always cook nice food for me。I'm happy in the family。I love my parents and they love me very much。

I'm a student at Dongzhou Middle School。It is very big and beautiful。There are many classroom buildings and office buildings。Besides the buildings，there is a big playground。After school，there are lots of boys playing basketball on it。I think they are happy。There are a lot of flowers and trees in my school。They are beautiful。I like my school。In my school，I have many friends。All my friends are polite and helpful。My friends are all nice to me。They can make me happy。So I like playing with them。

My hobbies are listening to music and reading。I like pop music very much。I dislike sports because I'm not strong。It's hard for me。

I have a happy family，a beautiful school and many nice friends。I enjoy every day。

英文自我介绍范文幽默 第九篇

Good morningafternoon teachers and classmates。I'm ___。I am a girl of 13。My family including my father，mother and me。I like basketball best。In addition，I also like table tennis。My favorite food is carrots。I'm also very interested in snacks。What，I'm good at puter。Using the puter E-mail，

shopping and even solve my problems in the study and the life is so convenient。So I put my puter as my good helper。As for reading，I've read about magic novel。Are these。Nice to meet you!I sincerely hope to make friends with you。

英文自我介绍范文幽默 第十篇

My is......, from Qinzhou. I’m so glad to meet you, and I’m currently a student at Guang_i Te_tile Industrial School. my major is knitting. It’s my pleasure to join the CHAMPION training camp, because I love English and I hope I can learn something in the training for my future work. As we all know English is very useful in every English is limited that’s why I’m here. I know it’s a huge challenge for me to conquer English, but I believe that “No pains, no gains, success belongs to the persevering”, I hope I can learn more from you, Thank you!

英文自我介绍范文幽默 第十一篇

Hi, guys. As you know, we're fellow students. You are all familiar with me. So, what should I start with? Haw, it's somewhat embarrassing to tell you what you know well. But it doesn't matter at all. I'm here just for practicing my English. It's very important of your support. Let's go to business now.

Hum-hum, first of all, you all know well my name. I'm from __. Besides, I cannot tell you how old I am because it's a secret of a lady's age. The ne_t, I like singing, swimming,crying, haw-haw...It is too much than what I could tell in one time. I like icecream, apple, orange, banana, and so on. Then let me introduce my family. My father...,and my mother...What a pity that I have no brothers or sisters. But fortunately, I have you as my classmates and really help me a well, I also enjoy helping each of you. Do you know my personalities? In fact, I'm not so clear.

英文自我介绍范文幽默 第十二篇

Good morning, my name is L_G, it is really a great honor to have this opportunity for a interview, I would like to answer whatever you may raise, and I hope I can make a good performance today. I'm confident that I can succeed. Now I will introduce myself briefly, I am 20 years old, born in shandong province ,east of china, and I am curruently a senior student at UPC of Information and Engineering Control. my major is Information and Signal Processing, and I will receive my master degree after my graduation in june. In the past 3 years,I spend most of my time on study and research, Ihave passed CET6 and I have acquired basic knowledge both in theory and in practice.

Through college life,I learn how to balance between study and entertainment. By the way,I has acted as class Mission secretary for two years and given the title of an e_cellent class leader. I had a few glorious memory on is my pride.

Sometimes I prefer to stay alone, reading, listening to classic music, but I am not lonely, I like to chat with my classmates, almost talk everything ,I have lots of interest, such as films,travels,handwriting ,sports and so on. My favorite pastime is playing basketball, also, I like blogging on the internet. if you are interested in my blog, you can visit my website: , it will be my honor. I think I'm a good team player and I'm a person of great honesty to others. Also I am able to work under great pressure. That's all. Thank you for giving me the chance.