英语演讲幽默范文初中 第一篇

Dick wearing a pair of new trousers went together with his father to his aunt's the sight of the boy's new trousers,his aunt admired very much and kissed him front of the boy, there were many nice cakes and cousin also took out all his toys and played with boy enjoyed a good day there.

While he went back home with his father, he was so joyful that he sang and danced along the way home. suddenly he slipped and fell into the mud and his trousers got very dirty.

When he got home, his mother saw his dirty trousers and said:

xxxOh,what a mess! This is not the first time you come home like that , and this time you are wearing your new trousers!xxx

xxxI am sorry,mum,xxxsaid Dick.xxxBut I had no time to take my new trousers off when I fell down.xxx

英语演讲幽默范文初中 第二篇

Good evening ,Ladies and Gentlemen:

Thank you very much for choosing to come in such a cold mytopic is about choice and research shows that a man has to make 73choices one so many choices one day, people easily get so confused andafraid of making wrong choice that they hesitate and finally miss the true partof life. In my opinion, the following part is of much more importance than thechoice. There is no absolute right or wrong choice but wonderful or boring life,which the process makes the difference.

Life is a box of chocolate,you never know what you will get. Forrest Gumpmade no decision by and for himself but he accomplished great success with hisstrong will in the process. The process is not the road itself but the attitudesand feelings ,the caution, courage and persistance we have as we encounter newexperience and unexpected obstacles. Take myself as an example, I changed mymajor when I became a postgraduate. After the choice,days have been harsh cannot understand the new lessons at all. For they are closely related tomathmatics which I learned nothing about before. However wuth the belief thatthis is the great chance for me to experience new ideas and challenge myself,Ipersisted. I asked for help from every channel and reorgonized my I could understand some parts and even found , I learned to act instead of complaining. In retrospect,thechoice left no trace in my mind but the happiness and bitterness of the pastfour months becomes an unforgetable experience in my life.

No matter what the choice is, enjoy the process. In the process, yourpotential will be inspired and new discoveries,improvement and progress willcome to you. These are the most beautiful sceneries and only on the way can yousee make your life colorful.

There is no need and I donnot want to judge whether it right or wrong forme to be here,but I congratulate to myself for I gain and enjoy this fantasticexperience. So my dear friends,never worry about your choice and enjoy theprocess. I am sure you will get something new and intersting tonight after youchose to come here.

Thank you!

英语演讲幽默范文初中 第三篇

Mary was an English girl, but she lived in Rome. She was six years old. Last year her mother said to her, “You’re six years old now, Mary, and you’re going to begin going to a school here. You’re going to like it very much, because it’s a nice school.”

“Is it an English school” Mary asked.” Yes, it is,” her mother said. Mary went to the school, and enjoyed her lessons. Her mother always took her to school in the morning and brought her home in the afternoon. Last Monday her mother went to the school at 4 o’clock, and Mary ran out of her class. “We’ve got a new girl in our class today, Mummy,” she said. “She’s six years old too, and she’s very nice, but she isn’t English. She’s German.” “Does she speak English” Mary’s mother asked.” No, but she laughs in English,” Mary said happily.

英语演讲幽默范文初中 第四篇

Dear teachers and schoolmates:

I’m very happy to give a lecture in English here today. The title of speechis I Love English. As everyone knows,English is very important has beenused everywhere in the has become the most common language on Internetand for international trade. If we can speak English well,we will have morechance to more and more people have taken notice of it,thenumber of the people who go to learn English has increased at a high speed. Butfor myself,I learn English not only because of its importance and itsusefulness,but also because of my love for I learn English, I can feel adifferent way of thinking which gives me more room to touch the Iread English novels,I can feel the pleasure from the book which is differentfrom reading the I speak English, I can feel the confident frommy I write English,I can see the beauty which is not the same as ourChinese… I love English,it gives me a colorful hope I can travel aroundthe world one day. With my good English, I can make friends with many peoplefrom different can see many places of great dream that Ican go to London,because it is the birth place of English. I also want to use mygood English to introduce our great places to the English spoken people,I hopethat they can love our country like us.

I know, Rome was not built in a day. I believe that after continuous hardstudy, one day I can speak English very well. If you want to be loved, youshould learn to love and be lovable. So I believe as I love English everyday ,it will love me too. I am sure that I will realize my dream one day! Thankyou!

英语演讲幽默范文初中 第五篇

Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town.

xxxLet’s go to the fair, Matt,xxx his wife said. xxxWe haven’t been anywhere for a long time.xxx

Matt thought about this for a while. He knew he would have to spend money at the fair. At last he said, xxxAll right, but I’m not going to spend much money. We’ll look at things, but we won’t buy anything. xxx

They went to the fair and looked at all the things to buy. There were many things Matt’s wife wanted to buy, but he would not let her spend any money.

Then, in a nearby field, they saw a small airplane.

xxxFun flights!xxx the notice said, xxx $$ 10 for 10 minutes.

Matt had never been in an airplane and he wanted to go on a fun flight. However, he didn’t want to have to pay for his wife, as well.

xxxI’ve only got $$ 10, xxx he told the pilot. xxxCan my wife come with me for free?xxx The pilot wasn’t selling many tickets, so he said, xxxI’ll make a bargain with you. If your wife doesn’t scream or shout, she can have a free flight.xxx

Matt agreed, and got into the small airplane with his wife.

The pilot took off and made his airplane do all kinds of things. At one moment it was flying upside down.

When the plane landed, the pilot said, xxx0. K. your wife didn’t make a sound. She can have her ride free.xxx

xxxThank you,xxx Matt said. xxxIt wasn’t easy for her, you know, especially when she fell out.xxx

英语演讲幽默范文初中 第六篇

Earn english not only because of its importance and its usefulness,but also because of my love for i learn english, i can feel a different way of thinking which gives me more room to touch the i read english novels,i can feel the pleasure from the book which is different from reading the i speak english, i can feel the confident from my i write english,i can see the beauty which is not the same as our chinese...

I love english,it gives me a colorful hope i can travel around the world one day. with my good english, i can make friends with many people from different can see many places of great dream that i can go to london,because it is the birth place of english.

I also want to use my good english to introduce our great places to the english spoken people,i hope that they can love our country like us.

I know, rome was not built in a day. i believe that after continuous hard study, one day i can speak english very well. if you want to be loved, you should learn to love and be lovable. so i believe as i love english everyday , it will love me too.

I am sure that i will realize my dream one day!

Thank you!

英语演讲幽默范文初中 第七篇

Ladies and Gentlemen , Good afternoon! I68m very glad to stand here andgive you a short speech. today my topic is “youth”. I hope you will like it ,and found the importance in your youth so that more cherish it.

First I want to ask you some questions: 1、 Do you know what is youth? 2、How do you master your youth?

Youth

Youth is not a time of life, it is a state of mind it is not rosy cheeks ,red lips and supple knees, it is a matter of the emotions : it is the freshnessit is the freshness of the deep springs of life .

Youth means a temperamental predominance of courage over timidity of theappetite , for adventure over the love of ease. This often exists in a man of 60more than a boy of 20 . Nobody grows old merely by a number of years . We growold by deserting our ideals.

Years wrinkle the skin , but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul .Worry , fear , self –distrust bows the heart and turns the spirit back to dust.

Whether 60 of 16 , there is in every human being 67s heart the lure ofwonders, the unfailing childlike appetite of what68s next and the joy of thegame of living . In the center of your heart and my heart there68s a wirelessstation : so long as it receives messages of beauty , hope ,cheer, courage andpower from men and from the infinite, so long as you are young .

When the aerials are down , and your spirit is covered with snows ofcynicism and the ice of pessimism, then you are grown old ,even at 20 , but aslong as your aerials are up ,to catch waves of optimism , there is hope you maydie young at 80.

That68s all ! Thank you!

英语演讲幽默范文初中 第八篇

The hours of a wise man are lengthened by his ideas as those of a fool are by his passions. The time of the one is long, because he does not know what to do with it; as is that of the other, because he distinguishes every moment of it with useful or amusing thoughts, or in other words, because the one is always wishing it away, and the other always enjoying it.

How different is the view of past life, in the man who is grown old in knowledge and wisdom, from that of him who is grown in ignorance and folly? The latter is like the owner of a barren country, that fills his eye with the [1] prospect of naked hills and plains, which produce nothing either profitable or [2] ornamental; the other [3] beholds a beautiful and spacious landscape, divided into delightful gardens, green meadows, fruitful fields, and can scarce [4] cast his eye upon a single spot of his possessions, that is not covered with some beautiful plant or flower.

英语演讲幽默范文初中 第九篇

Good morning/afternoon!

First thing first, I gotta say,wow,its funny thing to be given a chancelike be told,I really got a little bit nervous before I stand righthere ,so called stage you look specifically on me .You may find myhands shaking,pretty assembles the guy who suffered from Pakinsons disease,andlegs wobbling ,like I caught so-called ball leg. Okay,lets stop going around thebush and get back to my topic really like to talk a funny story I havejust heard.

A lady called Lucy emigrated to United States several years spokenEnglish is not that fluent .And one day,she is just sitting on the couch withhis friends Mandy watching Sit-Com.

A noise of bump had the attention of Mandy,which led her to go out of thehouse trying to figure out what had you imagine that Mandy gostraight out with merely a Lucy shouted at her,xxxLucy ,turn yourclothes on.xxx What suprised her most,beyond her wildest imagination, is thatalmost all the male in this country took their head out of made a mistake here .

The word spitted means Mandy is totally naked to the reason that malelooked out of the right sentence shall be,xxxput your clothing on.xxxThestory inspires you to take a careful look on the vast difference between easternand western culture.

Thats full of it,thank you for your time!

英语演讲幽默范文初中 第十篇

Good evening ,Ladies and Gentlemen:

Thank you very much for choosing to come in such a cold my topic is about choice and research shows that a man has to make 73 choices one so many choices one day, people easily get so confused and afraid of making wrong choice that they hesitate and finally miss the true part of life. In my opinion, the following part is of much more importance than the choice. There is no absolute right or wrong choice but wonderful or boring life, which the process makes the difference.

Life is a box of chocolate,you never know what you will get. Forrest Gump made no decision by and for himself but he accomplished great success with his strong will in the process. The process is not the road itself but the attitudes and feelings ,the caution, courage and persistance we have as we encounter new experience and unexpected obstacles. Take myself as an example, I changed my major when I became a postgraduate. After the choice,days have been harsh for cannot understand the new lessons at all. For they are closely related to mathmatics which I learned nothing about before. However wuth the belief that this is the great chance for me to experience new ideas and challenge myself,I persisted. I asked for help from every channel and reorgonized my life. Gradually I could understand some parts and even found maths , I learned to act instead of complaining. In retrospect,the choice left no trace in my mind but the happiness and bitterness of the past four months becomes an unforgetable experience in my life.

NO matter what the choice is, enjoy the process. In the process, your potential will be inspired and new discoveries,improvement and progress will come to you. These are the most beautiful sceneries and only on the way can you see make your life colorful.

There is no need and I donnot want to judge whether it right or wrong for me to be here,but I congratulate to myself for I gain and enjoy this fantastic experience. So my dear friends,never worry about your choice and enjoy the process. I am sure you will get something new and intersting tonight after you chose to come here.

Thank you!

英语演讲幽默范文初中 第十一篇

i am flying today, speech is the ideal wing, as a middle school student, we are in love fantasy, love to dream, love highlight their personality, love and zhang yang us different, we were not mistaken, we now are not qualitatively period of development, there is no one standard for us to judge their own life and values. we always let adults know that we can do it yourself to live, you can solve their own problems, but we have some dependence. love day dreaming, perhaps today we want to be a teacher, to educate our newcomers, and perhaps tomorrow we want to be a scientist to explore our humanity to the present do not know some of the mystery, or we have no way to explain some phenomena ...

we are willing to bury the reality of the cruelty and injustice, we are our parents, our elders could not understand some of the practice of life, we do not understand why they like to do ah. it is our wish too much too young to bury social experience. attitude of life when we are not deep.

down we love fantasy, love to dream of behavior, we need to do one for the people and human progremake a difference. to our actions to prove that we have!

英语演讲幽默范文初中 第十二篇

One of the most popular hobbies among people is reading books. More and more people spend their spare time in reading the books they are interested in.

There are so many books in the world that it is impossible for any one to read all of them, even if he spends his whole life in reading. Before we start reading, we should find out whether it is valuable for us to read.

Reading good books is one of the greatest pleasures in life. It can enrich our knowledge. It makes us learn lots of things we did not previously know. We can be aware of what had happened in the past as well as what is happening in the present time. The more books we read, the more knowledge we get. No matter how much education we receive or how much expensive we have, we can not become a full man unless we keep reading.

Reading bad books will lead you to a wrong way and prevents you from progressing. It’s worse than reading nothing. So we know how important it is to read good books.

book can be read at random time if you have leisure, and there never be a time limitation. Also, you can read a book to achieve a more really history. Through a book, you can communicate with its author without other’s transmission. All these rarely can be easily achieved by a television.

Furthermore, book is a treasure that has developed centuries. As we know when written language appeared, human beings became use it to record their lives, and this action leaves us a lot of historic precious mineral. We can absorb intelligence and wisdom, and we can also be taught lessons. I love book from my heart, form book I know how to communicate with others, and I learn my homeland is the place I love best, and also I know my parents are the very individuals who I love through my life. What about the television? Television, sometimes, show violence, sex, drugs beyond our choice.

英语演讲幽默范文初中 第十三篇

Good morning teachers and fellow students. Today we would like to introduce a few favorite books to you.

My favorite book is (Italian: Cuore). This is a diary written by an Italian boy Enrico. The diary is about his life and study. It included various touching stories that happened around Enrico, the mottos taught by his parents, as well as the wonderful ten xxxmonthlyxxx stories told by his teacher during the class. Every word in the chapter describes the word xxxlovexxx. From patriotism to friendship, and to the love between parents and child -- really touching.

This novel taught me how to love, and how to learn from love. I really like this book very much. How about you? What is your favorite book?

My favorite book is . Have you read it before?

Oh, I haven’t read this book before. What is it about?

Well, it is a story of a rich girl who maintained her noble character after the bankruptcy of her father. The story is happy ending.

Can you tell us why you love this book so much?

Sure. It is because the story taught us to be brave and to face the challenges and difficulties with courage. I am deeply impressed by the strength and perseverance of the little princein the story. I have decided to learn from her from now on.

Oh I see, the story sounds very good. I cannot wait to read this book as well.

英语演讲幽默范文初中 第十四篇

As we all know, xxxFailure is the mother of success.xxx But few people canreally understand what the saying means. In the world, I am sure that no onedare say he hasn't met any trouble all his life. So we must face failure. Infact, failure is not fearful, but important thing is how to face it correctly.

Facing failure, people will never take their fate lying will try theirbest to work harder and harder until at last they succeed.

Not being courageous to face setbacks, people have no chance to enjoy thepleasure of success. So they have nothing to do but feel sad and empty all dayand all night. In fact, they lose the chance of succethemselves.

My friend,whenever in trouble, please remember, xxxFailure is the mother of success.xxxyou can do it !you could be the one!whatever trouble you met how terribleit was,you just think that all will be all right,there is no things isimportance in the believe you often complain of theterrible thigs you suffe in the trouble,so you can not happy and have a your life's golf will be not life won't must have the surely mind,and do it by the plan .nobody dontlike confident people,the most importance point is you have it,everything you do it will be succeful!

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英语演讲幽默范文初中 第十五篇

Earn english not only because of its importance and its usefulness,but alsobecause of my love for i learn english, i can feel a different way ofthinking which gives me more room to touch the i read englishnovels,i can feel the pleasure from the book which is different from reading i speak english, i can feel the confident from my iwrite english,i can see the beauty which is not the same as our chinese...

I love english,it gives me a colorful hope i can travel around theworld one day. with my good english, i can make friends with many people fromdifferent can see many places of great dream that i can goto london,because it is the birth place of english.

I also want to use my good english to introduce our great places to theenglish spoken people,i hope that they can love our country like us.

I know, rome was not built in a day. i believe that after continuous hardstudy, one day i can speak english very well. if you want to be loved, youshould learn to love and be lovable. so i believe as i love english everyday ,it will love me too.

I am sure that i will realize my dream one day!

Thank you!