英语搞笑经典句子大全 精选68句

1. 春困，夏倦，秋乏，冬眠，四季如梦。

2. 找男朋友的要求不高，跟女孩子讲过话的不要。

3. 世界一直很残忍，你不做戏子只能做玩偶。

4. 两个人的状态不稳定，三个人才是！

5. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

6. 全世界都在忙着谈恋爱，只有我在忙着写作业。

7. Grandpa Mao said,not to marry for the purpose of making object is bullying.

8. I have an early heart, but my bed does not agree.

9. 尽量和女朋友一起洗澡，省水。

10. 每个人都应该喜欢动物，因为它们很好吃。

11. For the rest of my life, it will be me to be skinny and me to be rich.

12. Sick as a dog 病重bai

13. Examination and many children,so that the number of honest learned cheating.

14. 对于美女来说，两眼就行了，转身告诉自己，我她们好。

15. I don't like you, like a neighbor who ate pepper, Ma next door.

16. 聪明人未婚，结婚的人很难再聪明了。

17. 工作很有趣！尤其是看别人的工作。

18. xxxYour future depends on your dreams.xxx So go to sleep.

19. Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.

20. Every man should marry. After all,happiness is not the only thing in life.

21. Chinese two big characteristics: one,dont love the truth; two,do not want to hear the truth.

22. 你说是天冷了，我说是心凉了。

23. You look very Chinese,very dedicated,very backbone.

24. 理想就像内衣，但不能证明你有！

25. you raise me up 你太抬举我了

26. 中国人有两个特点：一是不爱说实话；二是不爱听实话。

27. 很热对吗，到七夕就凉快了。

28. Walls have ears 隔墙有耳

29. 做一只可爱的小仙女，然后把全世界都变可爱。

30. I do not smoke cigarettes,is not lonely,second-hand smoke!

31. 梦想还是要有的，不然哪天喝多了你跟人聊啥。

32. 大哥，降低脸上的分辨率好吗？

33. A tall order 强人所难

34. 成功是一个相关的术语，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。

35. I have the ability to be a girl, but I'm a girl.

36. Since I used black toothpaste, my teeth have been white and my people have been black.

37. 不要叫我宅女，请叫我居里夫人！

38. There must be a way to get to the front of the mountain. I can't stop when there is a way.

39. Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!

40. More to their xxxing great time also cannot compare with idiot years.

41. Want money no，want life one! 要钱没有，要命一条！

42. 我抽的不是烟，也不是孤独，而是二手烟！

43. 有的人，做面膜的时候，比真人好看多了。

44. A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

45. 怀才就像怀孕，时间长了才能看出来。

46. 你爱国，敬业，有骨气。

47. It's not because of your short legs that you can't walk past!

48. Youth is crazy running, and then gorgeous fall.

49. 每个成功男人背后都有一个女人。每个不成功男人背后都有两个。

50. Don't speak ill of others in front of me, or I'd like to.

51. One,two people,three person is to fight at outrance.

52. You are the song in my heart, always make me thrill.

53. Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the fewer and fewer times of pretending to force.

54. Ideals are like the pants,have,but not everyone can go to prove that you have!

55. 好的爱情是你透过一个男人看到世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界……

56. Did you find,those who hate you,looks very ugly.

57. When twos company,threes the result!

58. Some people, when making facial mask, are much more beautiful than real people.

59. How are you ? How old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？

60. 一个女人的王子，也许是另一个女人的青蛙。

61. Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.

62. 现在的梦想决定了你的未来，所以再睡一会儿。

63. 一天看到一位大妈在烧纸，边烧边嘟囔着：收到了全都买基金吧~~One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and

64. You say it's cold, I say it's cold.

65. 学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么要学？

66. Examination of people rely on strength,and I rely on the rich imagination.

67. I sold the dream, pretended to be cool, I am the super invincible beautiful girl.

68. It's hot, isn't it? It's cool on the seventh Eve.

英语搞笑经典句子大全 精选147句

1. 女人无才是德，我想我一定太缺德了。

2. The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

3. 虽然我不能菩度众生，但我可以祸害苍生。

4. 生活不只有眼前的苟且，还有数不清的作业。

5. 往后余生，爆瘦是我，有钱也是我。

6. You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住！

7. I hope that when I receive the red packet, I will open it and write another packet.

8. 爱情就像一张照片，需要大量的暗室时间来培养。(外国人也很保守，在黑暗中工作，哈哈)

9. 诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵!凭啥我就要工作经验?

10. I give you face you don’t wanna face 我给你脸你不要脸。

11. An idle youth, a needy age 少壮不努力,老大徒伤悲dao

12. A new broom sweeps clean 新官du上任三把zhi火

13. 做一个吃货无忧无虑，当一个痴货无牵无挂。

14. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

15. 这世上没有过不去的坎，只有过不完的坎。

16. Some things need not be argued, obeyed on the surface and resisted secretly.

17. 知道你过的不好，我就安心了。

18. You really don't look down on fat people. You're crazy when you're thin.

19. Horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎

20. 妈妈说人最好不要错过两样东西，最后一班回家的车和一个深爱你的人。Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the person who loves you deeply.

21. You ask me, me ask who? 你问我，我问谁?

22. After knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

23. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

24. It's said that when we get to the white head together, you secretly bake oil!

25. 服饰就像铁丝网，它阻止你贸然行动，但不妨碍你尽情观看。

26. 你有没有注意到讨厌你的人都很丑？

27. The man called the romantic love rich,rich in the coquettish woman.

28. xxxHard work never kills anybody.xxx But why take the risk? xxx

29. For beautiful eyes,on the line,and told myself,my wife than they were.

30. 我空有一身泡妞的本事，可惜自己是个妞。

31. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

32. Since I will play QQ,I found my pinyin is getting better and better,the study did not have this effect.

33. 自恋不是罪，迷恋哥的请后面排队。

34. 生活的一半是倒霉的，另一半是如何处理倒霉的。

35. 大师兄，你知道吗?二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。

36. In heaven there is no white out the pie,but white out the bricks.

37. A piece of cake 小菜一碟

38. 人生的最大遗憾莫过于错误地坚持了不该坚持的，轻易地放弃了不该放弃的……

39. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

40. 生活不能像烹饪一样，所有的材料都准备好了才放进锅里。

41. 如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光……

42. Thinking of how far,how far you roll; light how fast,how fast you roll.

43. 长这么大，作业一直对我们不离不弃。

44. Sometimes you want to give up the teacher, at the same time the teacher wants to give up you.

45. The more you learn,the more you know,The more you know,the more you forget.The more you forget,the less you know. So why bother to learn.

46. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

47. It's no use having eyes when you're blind.

48. 不要对姐放电，你哥有来电显示。

49. 天上没有白馅饼，倒着白砖。

50. 那些迈不过去的坎儿，还不是因为你腿短！

51. 老师，你给我多少分，我就祝你活到多少岁。

52. 快乐的单身汉迟早会结婚，幸福不是永久的。

53. 你就是我心中的那首忐忑，总是让我惊心动魄。

54. 自从会玩QQ之后发现拼音越来越好，读书也没有效果。

55. The earth is now called a village.

56. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes. I laugh at others for freezing.

57. 我不整理房间，我是乱室佳人。

58. Living half are bad luck,the other half is how to handle it.

59. Teacher, I wish you as many years as you give me.

60. Sleepy spring, tired summer, tired autumn, hibernatio

61. When two‘s company, three‘s the result!

62. Follow onexxxs heart 随心所欲

63. 把我想得太复杂，说明你也不简单。

64. Life can not cook,all the materials are ready was the pot.

65. Although I can't Bodhisattva all living beings, but I can harm all living beings.

66. 有些人靠实力，而我靠丰富的想象力。

67. 还能冲动，表示你还对生活有激情，总是冲动，表示你还不懂生活。If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on impulse, you don’t know what life is.

68. 上帝决定谁是你的亲戚。幸运的是，他给了你选择朋友的空间。

69. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

70. 再多的牛逼时光 也比不上一起**的岁月。

71. Abroad: Thought and ability is the key,the domestic: relationship and can run.

72. 上联：活着没有意义，下联：自杀没有勇气，横批：白走一次。

73. 友情就像花瓶一样，被人一捣鼓就碎了。

74. Behind every successful man,there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.

75. 姐不是客服人员，你没权要求姐答这答那。

76. 我不喜欢你，像吃了花椒的邻居，麻了隔壁。

77. I'm relieved to know that you're not doing well.

78. Where there is a will, there is a way 有志者,事竟成

79. Love who who 爱谁谁。

80. 应该有更好的方法开始新的一天，而不是每天早上醒来。

81. 自拍这种东西：三分天注定，七分靠滤镜。

82. 暗恋是成功的哑剧，说出来就成了悲剧！

83. The wise never marry,And when they marry they become otherwise.

84. Adamxxxs apple 喉结

85. 后座上的孩子会出事故，后座上的孩子会出事故。

86. 说好一起到白头，你却偷偷焗了油！

87. xxxWork fascinates me.xxx I can look at it for hours! xxx

88. The king is awalys lucky 王老吉

89. My head hurts so much. Someone must be squeezing my wisdom.

90. Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

91. 国外:思想和才能是王道，国内:关系和马屁可以横行。

92. 青春就是疯狂的奔跑，然后华丽的跌倒。

93. 想跟你在一起，把蠢传给你。

94. Brother,you have to face the resolution is good?

95. You have seed, I will give you some color to see see. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧。

96. Sometimes fat is also a kind of beauty, at least I'm fat but not greasy.

97. The world has always been cruel. You can only be a doll if you don't play.

98. 相爱没有那么容易，每个人都有自己的手机。

99. Your biggest problem is not to be confused about the future, but to be unable to get up.

100. 考试伤害了多少孩子，让多少诚实的孩子学会作弊。

101. 一个人快乐，两个人生活，三个人就是你死我活。

102. no three no four 不三不四

103. 努力工作不会导致死亡！但我不会用自己来证明。

104. 自从用了黑人牙膏，牙齿白了，人黑了。

105. 有时你想放弃老师，在此同时老师也想放弃你。

106. It's too hot this day. I want to find someone to fight for a few days.

107. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

108. Secret love is a successful pantomime, which becomes a tragedy!

109. 泼出去的水，老子连盆子都不要了。

110. 这天真的是太热了，想找个人冷战几天。

111. My principle is: the person does not make me,I do not prisoners; if the person make me,I will getangry!

112. 头这么痛，肯定是有人在榨取我的智慧。

113. 毛爷爷说，不结婚的对象都是流氓。

114. 我问一个在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死后，你的墓志铭打算写点啥?”他说：“我解决了住房问题!”

115. 装什么城里人，现在地球都叫村。

116. In those days, I was only six and a half Jin when I was the thinnest!

117. 梦想被狗吃了，然后过上了狗样的生活。

118. 我卖的了梦，装得了酷，我是超级无敌美少女。

119. you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

120. Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?

121. Love is not so easy, everyone has their own mobile phone.

122. 男人情史丰富叫浪漫，女人情史丰富叫风骚。

123. First scroll: Live meaningless,the second line of a couplet: Dutch actno courage,horizontal batch: white go back.

124. 认识你之后，一种智力上的优越感，油然而生。

125. One should love animals. They are so tasty.

126. A thousang-li journey is stated by taking the first step 千里之行,始于足下

127. 我的原则是:人不犯我，我不犯人；人犯我，我就生死！

128. I have a flirt with hot chicks ability,but he is a girl.

129. Money is not everything. Theres Mastercard Visa.

130. Friendship is like a vase, which is broken as soon as it is pounded.

131. 有些事情无须争辩，表面服从，偷偷反抗。

132. We two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁啊！

133. I don't clean my room. I'm a mess girl.

134. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

135. no money no talk 没钱免谈

136. To be a carefree eater, to be a fool.

137. Dream still has to have, otherwise one day drink much what you chat with people.

138. Poisonous & Evil Rubbish 有毒有害垃圾

139. Germany is the onlywoman,I think I must be too mean.

140. big one mother 大姨妈

141. 想多远，你就滚多远；光速有多快，你就滚多快。

142. Themore you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more youforget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

143. The dream was eaten by the dog, and then led a dog like life.

144. 我有能力泡妞，可惜我是个妞。

145. 成熟不是心变老，而是装逼的次数越来越少。

146. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

147. 想当年，姐最瘦的时候才六斤半！