反讽的搞笑的英文句子 精选136句

1. Get over yourself. 别自以为是。

2. It was raining heavily, whether or not we should choose to hide in the refuge.

3. 不是我不小心，而是我故意的。

4. On one second still in love, the next moment we will accept separation.

5. You’re just a good for nothing bum!

6. 听你说话，一种智商上的优越感油然而生。

7. You make me so mad.你气死我了啦。

8. You never tell the truth! 你从来就不说实话!

9. How can you say that?

10. what a lovely world it well be with you away.

11. That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard!那是我听到的最愚蠢的事！(比尔?盖茨常用)

12. You shouldn't have done that！ 你真不应该那样做！

13. Oh WOW.

14. 鲜花往往不属于赏花的人，而属于牛粪。

15. 大自然真美呀！天蓝蓝的，云白白的，像慈祥的母亲怀中抱着几个可爱活泼的小娃娃，让人流连忘返，放眼望去，一座座山连绵起伏，仿佛一条

16. Don't bother me.别烦我。

17. What’s your problem? 你怎么回事啊？

18. Make up your mind!

19. What's your problem？ 你怎么回事啊？

20. You’re awaytoo far.你太过分了。

21. You’re a pain in the ass.

22. 人生，就是一场与生活的较量。你付出多少，生活便回赠你多少。船停在码头是最安全的，但那不是造船的目的英文短句励志正能量；人呆在家里是最舒服的，但那不是人生的追求。

23. Any one thing, as long as be most willing to, always simple.

24. You make me sick! 你真让我恶心！

25. Get the hell out of here!滚开!

26. Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁？

27. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won’t make you cry.

28. 作为失败的典型，你实在是太成功了。

29. You look guilty. 你看上去心虚。

30. Don’t look back, just haven’t found leave your reasons.

31. When it has is lost, brave to give up.当拥有已经是失去，就勇敢的放弃。

32. Can’t you do anything right?成事不足，败事有余。

33. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can’t have them.

34. I loathe you!我讨厌你！

35. I can’t take it anymore.

36. 超大无耻传声扩音喇叭，爱斯基摩人的耻辱。

37. What were you thinking?

38. I wish I had never met you.我真后悔这辈子遇到你！

39. You’ve gone too far!

40. Leave me alone.走开。

41. I’ve had enough o fyour garbage.我听腻了你的废话。

42. Not pretend to be silent but have no strength to complain.

43. What do you want? 你想怎么样?

44. Look at themess you’ve made!你搞得一团糟！

45. I don’t wantto hear it.我不想听！

46. You’re an xxx. 你这缺德鬼。

47. 看着你熟睡的样子，我就有去看惊悚片的冲动。

48. I don't want to see your face！ 我不愿再见到你！

49. That’s yourproblem.那是你的问题。

50. Life doesn't get easier, you just get stronger.生活从未变得轻松，是你在一点一点变得坚强。

51. Drop dead.去死吧！

52. Mind full of feces

53. You’re away too far.你太过分了。

54. 你可以有钱，但是你绝对不能瞧不起农村人。

55. The xxxing mofo， I want to kill you！Cocksucker！你妈的，我要杀了你！贱人！

56. You’re a pain in the ass. 你这讨厌鬼。

57. Ignorant children sometimeslaugh atbeggars and

58. Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind? 你疯了吗？

59. Get off my back. 少跟我罗嗦。

60. Let me make you whole life youth.愿我许你一生青涩年华。

61. Happiness is time precipitation, smile is the lonely sad.

62. You can't just sit there and wait for life to come to you. You have to go get it.你不能无所事事的坐等人生带给你一切，你必须得自己努力争取。

63. Eternity is not a distance but a decision.

64. That’s terrible. 真糟糕！

65. Life is apure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us.

66. I always love to see the traces of time squat down, like the line by line through my memory、Ants

67. You are out of your mind. 你脑子有毛病！

68. You make me sick！你真让我恶心！

69. Don’t give me your excuses/No more excuses.别找借口。

70. 大叔，你的样子好棒哦，跟棒槌一个样。

71. You xxx! 你这杂种！

72. 既然你想演给我看，那就给你足够的时间表演。

73. 你做了这么多年的人，只剩下了一堆渣。

74. It’s not my fault. 不是我的错。

75. 请问你有什么好牛的。说出来给我乐呵乐呵。

76. I’ve had such a great time.

77. Stop complaining！别发牢骚！

78. You’re nothing to me.你对我什么都不是。

79. Time is not cruelty、Just for it we are too fragile.

80. your mother xxxing bull shit ！TMD一派胡言！

81. 你的长相很提神的说！我一见你就自信倍增。

82. 小人无节，弃本逐末。喜思其与，怒思其夺。

83. That’s your problem.

84. Stop complaining！ 别发牢骚！

85. Oh, really?

86. Just look at what you’ve done!看看你都做了些什么！

87. 太阳你妈半个葫芦，您长的也忒后现代了点吧！

88. How did it come to this!

89. That’ll be fun/Fun !

90. You’re so careless.你真粗心。

91. I hate you！ 我讨厌你！

92. That’s your problem. 那是你的问题。

93. Playing with fire!

94. Don’t bother me. 别烦我。

95. If just like why inflated into love.

96. Learn and live。活着，为了学习。

97. You’reimpossible.你真不可救药。

98. Get away fromme!离我远一点儿！

99. WOW!

100. Knock it off. 少来这一！

101. You’re away too far.

102. I’m just a sunflower ,waiting for my only sunshine.

103. Get the hell out of here!

104. No more excuses. 别找借口。

105. What's the meaning of this？ 这是什么意思？

106. 小人无耻，重利轻死。不畏人诛，岂顾物议。

107. Don't talk to me like that！ 别那样和我说话！

108. Don’t play innocent!

109. You are dreaming!

110. Do you know what time it is?你知道现在都几点吗？

111. We’rethrough.我们完了！

112. If you’re looking for a fight,you don’t have to look far.

113. 杯具不可怕，可怕的是它可以无限续杯。

114. I don’t want to see your face!

115. What’s wrong with you? 你怎么回事？

116. Kannste nichts sinnvolleres tun als mich vollzuquatschen ? Die Dachrinne putzen oder Dich erschiessen?

117. The most painful distance, you are not with me but in my heart.

118. 想必你在校的成绩一定很好吧，那么会抄袭！

119. Mind your own business!

120. I don’t want to see your face!我不愿再见到你！

121. You’re impossible. 你真不可救药。

122. Fighting one’s own.

123. Stop complaining! 别发牢骚!

124. You son of bitch!

125. If we fell in love again I swear I’d love you right.

126. Pale moonlight, I declare lonely and shadow.

127. Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.

128. Bad times make a good man。艰难困苦出能人。

129. The appearance of harmless,twisted mind

130. Never put off what you can do today until tomorrow.今日事今日毕!

131. You’re nothing to me.

132. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.我希望能像爷爷那样，安静地在睡梦中死去，而不是要像他开的车上那些惨叫滴乘客一样死法啊！

133. I hate you! 我讨厌你！

134. 永远不要放弃你真正想要的东西。等待虽难，但后悔更甚。趁着年轻，大胆地走出去，去迎接风霜雨雪的洗礼，练就一颗忍耐、豁达、睿智的心，幸福才会来。

135. Your happy passer-by all knows, my distressed there is no place hides.

136. go for it! just do it!加油!向前冲!做了再说!

反讽的搞笑的英文句子 精选78句

1. I’m fed up.我厌倦了。

2. You just don’t appreciate it!

3. Don’t give me your shoot. 别跟我胡扯。

4. 别跟别人说你认识我，那就是侮辱！

5. 带翅膀的也不一定是天使，他可能是鸟人。

6. Pale words who can see this person’s bitter.

7. Love makes all hard hearts gentle.

8. 进化不完全的生命体，基因突变的外星人。

9. You shouldn’t have done that! 你真不应该那样做!

10. Cut it out. 省省吧。

11. Because when young, with a total want of good in the future.

12. That’sterrible.真糟糕！

13. 你的嘴脸像运动鞋，踩进去感觉就会很舒服！

14. Love is a light that never dims.

15. Don’t push me !别逼我！

16. Disappear a memory、And leaving is unforgettable memories.

17. Please don'tlaugh athim.

18. 真不好意思，让您贱笑了。

19. sometime affection is a shy flower that takes time to blossom.

20. He thinks he canlaugh atme, but I'll settle with him

21. Who do you think you are?

22. The reason why a great man is great is that he resolves to be a great

23. brick short of a load

24. Bad times make a good man艰难困苦出能人。

25. I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.

26. When it has is lost, brave to give up.

27. 做一个温暖的人，将岁月里的凝重、安暖，写意成简单，将过往的风景，安放在清浅的时光中，演绎着相逢与喜悦，承载着爱心与温暖。心在烟火中升腾，思绪在时光中流转，只有读懂了生命之重，才能淡看人生的得与失，用一颗初心，慢煮岁月的沧桑，把它蜕变成生命中独有的经典与美丽。

28. You are out of your mind.

29. What were you thinking? 你脑子进水啊？

30. What a stupid idiot

31. You're a jerk！ 你是个废物/混球！

32. You never tell the truth！ 你从来就不说实话！

33. Give me a break.饶了我吧。

34. Time will abandon those funny oath, until we also agree.

35. 路是自己选的，所以即使以后会跌倒，会受伤，也都要学会自己承受，自己疗伤。我们都是这样，学会长大的。人生哪有那么多幸运，只是别人在努力，你假装没看见罢了。

36. Have some decency!

37. I don’t want to hear it. 我不想听！

38. 念了十几年书，想起来还是幼儿园比较好混！

39. Everyone has someone in their life that keeps them looking forward to the next day.

40. Get out of myface.从我面前消失！

41. You’re a bloody nuisance!

42. It’s none of your business.

43. Friendship often ends in love, but love, in friendship never.

44. 长点脸，擦清眼，麻烦你看清楚什么叫脸色！

45. I hate you!我讨厌你！

46. How dare you！ 你敢！

47. Virtue never grows old美德常青。

48. Knock it off. 少来这一套。

49. Happiness by adding those sad there the elements.

50. I‘m about to explode! 我肺都快要气炸了!

51. 蚊子叮你的脸，都会想**。

52. Don’t talk to me like that! 别那样和我说话!

53. I’ll never forgive you!我永远都不会饶恕你！

54. Don’t make so much ’m working.别吵，我在干活。

55. You have a lot of nerve. 脸皮真厚。

56. Hilarious

57. 不要这么轻易的否定自己，不要因为一点瑕疵而放弃一段坚持，即使没有人为你鼓掌，也要优雅的谢幕，感谢自己认真的付出。为了未来美一点，现在必须苦一点。

58. You stupid jerk! 你这xxx！

59. You make me so mad. 你气死我了啦。

60. Don’t butt when face with

61. Don't bother me. 别烦我。

62. Look at this mess!

63. You have a lot of nerve.

64. I looked over to you in heaven, as you stare me with sorrow.

65. You asked for it.

66. You’re such a bitch!你这个婊子！

67. 哪怕是最没有希望的事情，只要有一个勇敢者去坚持做，到最后就会拥有希望。

68. Listen,you’ve picked the wrong person to quarrel with.

69. Get out of my face.

70. 就你这种笑法，百度上都搜不到。

71. If I say leave me alone,actually I need you more than at any time.

72. I don’t want to see your face! 我不愿再见到你！

73. 你的智商和喜马拉雅山的氧气一样，淡薄。

74. You make me sick！ 你真让我恶心！

75. Who says?谁说的？

76. You stupid jerk!你这xxx！

77. Too young,too simple

78. That’s what you think!

反讽的搞笑的英文句子 精选16句

1. You’re nothing to me. 你对我什么都不是。

2. Cut it out.省省吧。

3. Who do you think you are？ 你以为你是谁？

4. I just miss once, but forget that we have not had their own.

5. Can’t you do anything right?

6. I wish I hadnever met you.我真后悔这辈子遇到你！

7. 你的新欢，不照样是别人的破鞋。

8. You make me so mad.

9. 你敢死，我就敢埋，你敢吃大便我就敢拉屎。

10. I detest you!我恨你！

11. I don't worry about it、I usually worry about it.

12. You’re a jerk! 你是个废物/混球！

13. I’m about toexplode!我肺都快要气炸了！

14. You're crazy！ 你疯了！

15. I’ve had enough of your garbage.

16. 令人不能自拔的，除了牙齿还有爱情。