英文幽默句子 精选133句

1. 我不整理房间，我是乱室佳人。

2. 老师，你给我多少分，我就祝你活到多少岁。

3. Love is not so easy, everyone has their own mobile phone.

4. 不管你势力多大请好好和我说话！No matter how powerful you are, please talk to me!

5. It's hot, isn't it? It's cool on the seventh Eve.

6. xxxWork fascinates me.xxx I can look at it for hours! xxx

7. 自恋不是罪，迷恋哥的请后面排队。

8. 装什么城里人，现在地球都叫村。

9. Some things need not be argued, obeyed on the surface and resisted secretly.

10. 空有一颗学习的心，偏偏生了一条挂科的命。There is an empty heart to learn, but gave birth to a failing life.

11. 我卖的了梦，装得了酷，我是超级无敌美少女。

12. 答应我，假如喜欢我，那就不要客气。Promise me that if you like me, you're welcome.

13. 头这么痛，肯定是有人在榨取我的智慧。

14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

15. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

16. 这个夏天，不出门感觉在浪费生命，出门感觉在送命。This summer, do not go out feeling in the waste of life, go out feeling in death.

17. 这天真的是太热了，想找个人冷战几天。

18. You are the song in my heart, always make me thrill.

19. I have an early heart, but my bed does not agree.

20. Cleverness, like the dog, good - hearted, like music, like the delicacies , the humor and wit , act towards people kind , value the friend ! Can’t cheat me

21. I sold the dream, pretended to be cool, I am the super invincible beautiful girl.

22. God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

23. 暗恋是成功的哑剧，说出来就成了悲剧！

24. It's said that when we get to the white head together, you secretly bake oil!

25. 何以解忧，唯有暴富。How to solve the worry, only rich.

26. How to tell funny jokes

27. I'm relieved to know that you're not doing well.

28. 我不喜欢你，像吃了花椒的邻居，麻了隔壁。

29. Therefore, it has many rhetoric functions: being humorous,

30. 有时你想放弃老师，在此同时老师也想放弃你。

31. 找男朋友的要求不高，跟女孩子讲过话的不要。

32. 自拍这种东西：三分天注定，七分靠滤镜。

33. Sometimes you want to give up the teacher, at the same time the teacher wants to give up you.

34. 春困，夏倦，秋乏，冬眠，四季如梦。

35. Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

36. There must be a way to get to the front of the mountain. I can't stop when there is a way.

37. 有些事情无须争辩，表面服从，偷偷反抗。

38. My head hurts so much. Someone must be squeezing my wisdom.

39. It's not because of your short legs that you can't walk past!

40. 你就是我心中的那首忐忑，总是让我惊心动魄。

41. 你说是天冷了，我说是心凉了。

42. The world has always been cruel. You can only be a doll if you don't play.

43. 希望大家理智的追星，不要为我熬坏了身体。I hope that everyone rational pursuit of the star, not for me to boil the bad body.

44. 青春就是疯狂的奔跑，然后华丽的跌倒。

45. Sleepy spring, tired summer, tired autumn, hibernatio

46. It's too hot this day. I want to find someone to fight for a few days.

47. Some people, when making facial mask, are much more beautiful than real people.

48. 往后余生，爆瘦是我，有钱也是我。

49. I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

50. Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

51. 梦想还是要有的，不然哪天喝多了你跟人聊啥。

52. 我空有一身泡妞的本事，可惜自己是个妞。

53. 认识你之后，一种智力上的优越感，油然而生。

54. 我看起来太胖，是被生活打肿的。I look too fat. I've been beaten up by life.

55. 这世上没有过不去的坎，只有过不完的坎。

56. To keep strict teaching attitude, maintaining humorous teaching style

57. 全世界都在忙着谈恋爱，只有我在忙着写作业。

58. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

59. To be a carefree eater, to be a fool.

60. Although I can't Bodhisattva all living beings, but I can harm all living beings.

61. Secret love is a successful pantomime, which becomes a tragedy!

62. His stories are spiced with humor.

63. 说好一起到白头，你却偷偷焗了油！

64. The little play was sprinkled with humor and local idiom. 这个短剧很幽默风趣，用了本地方言。

65. 世界一直很残忍，你不做戏子只能做玩偶。

66. The pig year and the knife - shape currency are part of the Chinese culture. A humor work with deep meanings

67. After knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

68. 虽然我不能菩度众生，但我可以祸害苍生。

69. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes. I laugh at others for freezing.

70. xxxHard work never kills anybody.xxx But why take the risk? xxx

71. Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

72. Youth is crazy running, and then gorgeous fall.

73. 成熟不是心变老，而是装逼的次数越来越少。

74. You really don't look down on fat people. You're crazy when you're thin.

75. 知道你过的不好，我就安心了。

76. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

77. I don't clean my room. I'm a mess girl.

78. 别跟我谈感情，谈感情伤钱。Don't talk to me about feelings, feelings hurt money

79. 那些迈不过去的坎儿，还不是因为你腿短！

80. 想跟你在一起，把蠢传给你。

81. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

82. 我要去宇宙了，回来摘星星给你。I'm going out into the universe. I'll come back and pick up the stars for you.

83. The dream was eaten by the dog, and then led a dog like life.

84. My host family , like other Americans , were so humorous that they often made fun of themselves

85. 把我想得太复杂，说明你也不简单。

86. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

87. 自从用了黑人牙膏，牙齿白了，人黑了。

88. 有的人，做面膜的时候，比真人好看多了。

89. A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

90. Teacher, I wish you as many years as you give me.

91. The earth is now called a village.

92. 做一只可爱的小仙女，然后把全世界都变可爱。

93. 想当年，姐最瘦的时候才六斤半！

94. It's no use having eyes when you're blind.

95. I never lost my head but I think I will just go home now

96. xxxYour future depends on your dreams.xxx So go to sleep.

97. In those days, I was only six and a half Jin when I was the thinnest!

98. Friendship is like a vase, which is broken as soon as it is pounded.

99. Don't speak ill of others in front of me, or I'd like to.

100. 泼出去的水，老子连盆子都不要了。

101. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

102. He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

103. 相爱没有那么容易，每个人都有自己的手机。

104. 做一个吃货无忧无虑，当一个痴货无牵无挂。

105. Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the fewer and fewer times of pretending to force.

106. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

107. You say it's cold, I say it's cold.

108. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”. What’s my mother going to do?

109. Your biggest problem is not to be confused about the future, but to be unable to get up.

110. Since I used black toothpaste, my teeth have been white and my people have been black.

111. I don't like you, like a neighbor who ate pepper, Ma next door.

112. 每天早点睡，没事少玩点手机，对手机不好。Go to bed early every day. Don't play with your cell phone.

113. Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

114. 生活不只有眼前的苟且，还有数不清的作业。

115. 一般般的我，一般般的亮。一般般的你，我看不上！Just like me, just like bright. General of you, I despise!

116. 姐不是客服人员，你没权要求姐答这答那。

117. 不要对姐放电，你哥有来电显示。

118. 脑子是个好东西，但如果你胸大，没有也行。A brain is a good thing, but if you have big breasts, you can do without one.

119. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

120. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?”

121. 昨天是历史，今天是开始，明天谁都不好使！Yesterday is history, today is the beginning, tomorrow no one can make!

122. 很热对吗，到七夕就凉快了。

123. 一个女人的王子，也许是另一个女人的青蛙。

124. 梦想被狗吃了，然后过上了狗样的生活。

125. 别惹我，否则我会让你死得很有节奏感。Don't mess with me, or I'll let you die in rhythm.

126. 长这么大，作业一直对我们不离不弃。

127. I hope that when I receive the red packet, I will open it and write another packet.

128. Sometimes fat is also a kind of beauty, at least I'm fat but not greasy.

129. 友情就像花瓶一样，被人一捣鼓就碎了。

130. Dream still has to have, otherwise one day drink much what you chat with people.

131. 不要叫我宅女，请叫我居里夫人！

132. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

133. I have the ability to be a girl, but I'm a girl.