搞笑的英语爱情短句子大全 精选112句

1. 恋爱时，要像孙子一样，逆来顺受；订婚后，像个儿子，学会顶嘴；结婚后，像老子一样，命令！

2. 未经一番寒彻骨，焉得梅花扑鼻香。

3. I used to detour， because would like to see you at a glance。

4. Love makes the world go around

5. To the world you may be just one person To the person you may be the world对于世界，你可能只是一个人，但对于某个人，你却是整个世界。

6. 长大，成为你自己，是件需要很大勇气的事情。

7. 我是你的保镖出门的时候，我将尽快为你工作你指导我，你购物时，我将打开我的钱包，你一定生气，我不满足，想要发泄我愿意成为一个沙袋，亲爱的，你是我的宝贝！

8. When I close my eyes， I don't see myself， but you。

9. My heart beats for you every day I am inspired by you every minute, and I worry about you every second It is wonderful to have you in my life每一天都为你心跳，每一刻都被你感动，每一秒都为你担心。有你的感觉真好。

10. 学做好吃的给你，然后看着你幸福的吃光。

11. 绝对不会把目标放在成绩上面，而是希望自己对表演的把握能够更精进。今天我的收视率不管有多少，我的身份都一样–我不是一个明星，我是一个演员，在我上班的时候我必须表现出我的专业。

12. I am your irrelevant， you are one of my beginning and end。

13. 你是我饥饿的面包，你是我的水果刀，你是我的心，你是我的肝，你是我生命的四分之三！

14. Tell yourself everyday : I am really great. /每天告诉自己：我真的很不错！

15. 希望有一天牵着你的手陪你一起散步，浪漫。

16. 你是白天的乌鸦在前面飞，我是地上的皮狗在后面飞；你是海里的螃蟹，我是地上的豌豆。

17. Mad laughter follows the drought of is willing to be independent if there is someone to rely 透支了眼泪，我们便会没心没肺的笑，如果有人可以依靠，谁会愿意独立。。

18. Love is blind.——爱情是盲目的。

19. I love the people in the far future。

20. One day someone will walk into your life, then you realize love was always worth waiting for 有一天那个人走进了你的生命，你就会明白，真爱总是值得等待的。

21. 凡事都有代价，快乐的代价就是痛苦。

22. 地球仍然转着，世间依旧善变，而我永远爱你。

23. Smile like you have never been hurt。

24. Relationships don’t need promises, terms &conditions. It just needs two people: who can trust & who can understand. ------ 感情不需要诺言，协议与条件。它只需要两个人：一个能够信任的人，与一个愿意理解的人。

25. Love is a light that never dims.——爱是一盏永不昏暗的明灯。

26. Story eventually， i can only one man looked at the memory of the nicety lost。

27. The past can be unforgettable but it must be let go。

28. Bold cry， tears the heart drug。

29. No woman can xxxtakexxx a man from you, unless he's willing to leave! 没有人能带走你的男人，除非他自己想离开。

30. 有一种感动叫分享，有一种幸福叫暗恋。

31. 有争议时，退一步；当你追求你的女朋友时，后退一步。

32. People are weird. They have wasted their tears for someone who doesn't love them and money on things they don't really need——人们有时候很奇怪，他们喜欢把泪水撒在并不爱他们的人身上，把钱花在并不需要的东西上

33. 好男人使女人了解世界；一个坏男人会使女人产生误解。

34. One day I will be at the heart proud to tell you things。

35. Speak your mind, even if your voice shakes.勇敢说出你的想法，哪怕声音会颤抖。

36. Love one another and you will be happy。 It's as simple and as difficult as that。

37. Don’t let a bad day make you feel like you have a bad life。

38. One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. 与其平淡过一生，不如投入爱一次，哪怕是短暂的一小时。

39. 爱情，就是无论未来怎样，我们始终在一起!

40. You may be out of my sight， but never out of my mind。

41. You might be worthless to one person, but you're priceless to ’t ever forget your value. 你可能一个人面前一文不值，却在另一个人面前是无价之宝。谨记自己的价值所在。

42. 妻子：谢谢！看在我的份上，别再喝了！丈夫：胡说！我又不是在为你喝酒。

43. 希望做一个很自我的人。

44. 如果我足够好，我一定不会放你走。If I’m good enough, I’ll never let you go

45. I don't think I know how to give up. But now I know that there is something which is out of your control. It is not you who don’t give up, it is that you can never seize it.我想我总是不知道要如何去学会放弃,现在我知道其实,有些是你根本就无法掌控的,不是你不去放弃,而是你根本就抓不住

46. 只要习惯于一个人的习惯，便能幸福！

47. Island is a marine wound to diffuse over coverage.

48. The end of the summer， the who。 Memory such as a line， who stumbled。

49. I always say yes and mean no that you think that I was strong。

50. 我发誓：五十年后，我还是像现在一样爱你。

51. Betray me， I will let you have nothing。

52. 我堵上所有时光只爱你一个人。

53. 以前我不在乎别人说我“坏”，我知道自己不坏就行了。可是现在，我希望别人认识到真正的我。我不要特别标新立异，但我的野性、没有被驯服的那一面，变成角色难道不好吗？

54. I can conquer the world with one hand as long as you are holding the other.?

55. xxxHard work never kills anybody.xxx But why take the risk? xxx

56. 女人家十有八九都是心里有一分爱，表面上就流露两分。

57. First Lines of Novels It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife。毫无疑问的，每个单身钻石王老五都需要有娇妻相伴。--JANE AUSTEN, xxxPride and Prejudicexxx

58. The less you give a damn， the happier you will be。

59. No matter what mood you're in, what kind of day you had, or where you are, SMILE——不管心情如何，不论今天过得怎么样，无论身在何方，请记得...微笑

60. 世上总有一颗心在等候、呼叫招呼着另一颗心。

61. I just wish someday and somehow,We can be back together, Together well stay,Always and forever

62. 我想跟你一直走下去。我想你在我心里刻道疤。

63. 男人把钱花在嘴上，女人把钱花在脸上。

64. 我们应该给我们的愿望规定一个限度，节制我们的欲望，控制我们的愤怒，时刻牢记着这一事实在这世上有着许多令人羡慕的东西，但我们只能得到其中微乎其微的一小部分。

65. Each man is the architect of his own fate。

66. 男人的形象只有一个用途：泡MM。所以一旦MM在你手里，MM就会悲哀地发现男人已经没有形象了。

67. I love you more each day as time goes by。

68. Love is like the moon, when it does not increase, it decreases爱情就像月亮，不增则减。

69. No man or woman s worth your tears, and the one who s, won‘t make you cry没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。

70. 我是你转身就忘的路人甲，凭什么陪你蹉跎年华到最后？

71. 简单男人+简单女人=婚姻；愚蠢的男人+聪明的女人=离婚；聪明男人+愚蠢女人=外遇；聪明男人+聪明女人=浪漫爱情；我们吗？

72. Life's greatest regret，than the wrong insist，and easily give up．—— 人生最大的遗憾，莫过于错误的坚持，和轻易的放弃……

73. If do not have ，if you do not need to lose？

74. I always put you seriously as a kind of joke. Because I was afraid of losing nothing.

75. Sometimes words cannot express the burden of our heart。

76. Every day is a beginning。 Take a deep breath and start again。

77. Clearly know love is a hurtful things， but we still relentlessness to choose love.

78. I pretended to be indifferent to it。

79. 其实我不敢想像，没有你，生活会是怎样。

80. Love makes the world go round 爱能使世界转动。

81. Love, so soft and warm beside me, if i were to give my heart, it would have to be to you. Ed Walter

82. Almost could not help but shed tears several times， but do not know what to feel。

83. Love is a fabric that nature wove and fantasy embroidered 爱情是一方织巾，用自然编织，用幻想点缀。

84. Love is a carefully designed lie.爱情是一个精心设计的谎言.

85. Dont worry about looking handsome,Or being strong and as you love me unconditionally,i love you just the same

86. No te entristezcas， to quiero。

87. How much growth is needed to cover the sadness out of a mirage

88. 如果你遇见我是你的杯，那么嫁给我你才知道什么是喜剧！别相信我，你试试看！

89. You’ve got to get up every morning with determination if you’re going to go to bed with satisfaction——如果晚上带着满意入睡，早上就会更有决心起床！

90. The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for——事实是，每个人都可能会伤害到你。但你可以选择值得受伤的人。

91. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won”t make you cry 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。

92. no need to worry miles north, two hearts that life and death

93. Miss as miss， miss read as offering， the chief read do not read。

94. To forget sb is pretty easy。Just don't see him/her，don't be a contemptible wretch。

95. 此情可待成追忆，只是当时已惘然。Remembrance into, but was already frustrated

96. 沉迷在你的微笑里。

97. 颠覆不了的结果，是最开始的伏笔。

98. 祢是我的氧气、没有你莪会窒息。

99. At least in my show time， I try my best to love you。

100. 你想听的音乐，我是你的CD；你想看电视，我是遥控器；你想摘星，我就是阶梯；你想去南极，我是直升机；你要款式，我是风衣；你想交朋友，我是寻呼机；你要鲜花，我是快递；如果你不满意，我就当你的007！

101. 爱情的话语全在双眼之中。Love is all in the eyes

102. 爱情是一条虚线，我们在不同的段落。

103. You And I Were Meant To Be。

104. No one takes you as the world。

105. The sun dried the tears I miss you。

106. 骑白马的不一定是王子，可能是唐僧；翅膀不一定是天使，有时也可以是鸟人。

107. To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance。

108. 爱情就像一面镜子，曾经有了裂痕，于是镜里的风景也扭曲了。

109. If someone truly loves you, distance is not a problem. It's just the power of making love grow each day——如果一个人真的爱你，距离不是一个问题，它只会成为一种滋长爱情的力量。

110. Love makes man grow up or sink down.——爱情，要么让人成熟，要么让人堕落。

111. 爱情就像抽烟丶快乐中带著伤害。

112. heard that it is very easy to be happy， as could be diluted with time going on。

搞笑的英语爱情短句子大全 精选35句

1. 我很喜欢你。你爱我爱得要死！我太爱你了，你喜欢我一辈子！

2. 如果有人在追她，世界上没有一个女人不高兴的。正因为如此，女人才会如此有魅力。

3. The lazier a person is， the more things he needs to do tomorrow。

4. The course of true love never did run 真诚的爱情永不是走一条平坦的道路的。

5. i know what i want,and i know how to get it,and doing it 's all. 我知道我想要什么，也知道我该怎么去得到，而且正在做。这样就够了

6. Some people are worth melting for。

7. I think a lot， but I don't say much。

8. I want to love you all the time.我要的爱无非你们一直都在。

9. 女人有时就像核桃。如果你能打开她坚硬的外壳，你会发现她的心是多么的柔软和脆弱。

10. Life always offers you a second chance。 It is called tomorrow。

11. The best of me to you。

12. Why is this once， only once in without you。

13. At some point you have to realize that some people can stay in your heart, but not in your life 在某个时刻，你不得不意识到，有的人可以留在你的心里，却不会出现在你的生活中了。

14. xxxYour future depends on your dreams.xxx So go to sleep.

15. The end of the prelude is no longer two saying。

16. You said I believed you。

17. I want someone afraid of losing me。

18. 不知什麽时后开始，我已学会依赖。

19. My love will shine。

20. When life give you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile. 当生活给你一百个理由哭泣时，你就拿出一千个理由笑给它看。

21. 我爱你，永永远远，时间没有什么了不起。

22. The coming days would be long。 After all， not to the grey-haired。

23. I would kiss you right now if only you were here。

24. 开始比结束快乐。你的爱让我不知所措。

25. 感受梦的火焰，感觉飞舞瞬间，当一切浪漫遥远，永恒依然 to feel the flame of dreaming and to feel the moment of dancing,when all the romance is far away,the eternity is always there

26. I will be good， I love youso。

27. If you obey all the rules。 you miss all the FUN。

28. You are I can not lose the future.

29. Life is not always what we want it to be. We fight. We cry. And sometimes, we give up. But in our hearts, we know it's still love. 生活有时不尽如人意。我们挣扎、哭泣，有时甚至放弃。但内心始终充满爱。

30. Sometimes there is no way out exlept to say goodbye。

31. 一个女人唯一应该练习的刀就是她切菜的方式。

32. Remember that if you get through yesterday， you'll get through today。

33. 做个智慧的女人，要懂得如何去爱一个男人和他的钱!

34. If you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it. If you don't ask, the answer is always no. If you don't step forward, you're always in the same place. ————不去追逐你所渴求，你将永远不会拥有。不开口问，回答永远是No。不往前走，就将永远停留。

35. To make each day count。

搞笑的英语爱情短句子大全 精选117句

1. Love means never having to say you're sorry.真爱意味着永远不必说对不起

2. 如果你想被爱，你必须首先让自己值得被爱，不是一天或一周，而是永远。

3. I trust the people who teach me not to trust anyone。

4. 你是风，我是沙，天生的BB叫沙。你是牙膏，我是牙刷，诞生了BB叫牙刷。你不爱我**，生来就是BB不，爸爸。

5. What is adhere to? Is day, and one day, you tell yourself, insist again one day.什么是坚持？就是一天，又一天，你告诉自己，再坚持一天。

6. 情愿一生追随只为梦能圆，今生共相伴。

7. 爱情老手，通常不会轻易将恋爱谈出结果！

8. Only few people know that life is beautiful for lacking something. The so-called turning-around is that you not only miss the sun in day time but also the stars at night. 只有很少的人才懂得，人生是因为缺憾而美丽。而所谓的回头，只不过是丢掉了白天的太阳之后，又错过了夜晚的星星。

9. Acting as if nothing borne in mind is the best 's all for myself to live better.若无其事，原来是最好的报复。生活得更好，是为了自己

10. If you don’t fight for what you want， don’t cry for what you lose。

11. 不需言语，让我用行动告诉你，什么叫爱。

12. 除了爱你，我想不出能使我继续活着的理由。

13. 如果你再哭，再哭，我就回家，跪在洗衣板上。

14. Nevermind，I will find someone like you。

15. 当你看到我给你的这份祝福，清将头用力撞墙，看到没有，你眼前无数的星星是我无限的祝福，国庆快乐！

16. Love is a carefully designed lie.——爱情是一个精心设计的谎言

17. 有了你，生活才不苦不累；和你在一起，没有什么可怕的危险；有了你，再大的波折也别担心；拥有你，拥有全世界。愿你知道我对你的爱永远不变！

18. 如果世界上有一万个人爱你，那么这个人一定是我。如果世界上只有一个人爱你，那一定是我。如果世界上没有一个人爱你，那一定是我。

19. As long as it is a comedy, I’d rather cry during the process. 只要是个喜剧结局，过程你让我怎么哭都行。

20. Life is make choices and you don't look back. 人生很简单，做了决定就不要后悔。

21. 男人一生中最诚实的一刻，是签结婚证书时。

22. Even to the end of the dream， please let me happy。

23. I will cherish every good to me。

24. 开始是看婚姻，后来是看离婚是看错了眼。

25. 让我们做天上的鸟，地上的猪吧！

26. 每次借同学的作业抄的时候，她总会说一句我乱写的!

27. Love is like a butterfly It goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes 爱情就像一只蝴蝶，它喜欢飞到哪里，就把欢乐带到哪里。

28. 红豆不长南，长我脸，真情！

29. 爱好读书，就能把无聊的时刻变成喜悦的时刻。

30. I smile too long didn't practice， maybe you forgot。

31. Maybe the fault does not lie in the way but in the choice．And there is nothing wrong in love，but in destiny．—— 也许，路并没有错的，错的只是选择；爱并没有错的，错的只是缘分。

32. 回忆是悲伤的，期望是失落的，现在的**掺杂着狂喜和绝望。

33. That's the worst part. Liking someone so much and knowing he'll never feel the same way. ------ 世界上最悲哀的事情是，你深深的恋上一个人，但心里却清楚得很，他不可能给你同样的回应。

34. 女人必须明白并记住，男人只要是男人，就会爱美丽的女人，无论年轻的还是年老的。

35. ou may be out of my sight， but never out of my mind。

36. Remember to look back at your mistakes from time to time， but never regret them。

37. One day someone will walk into your life， then you realize love was always worth waiting for.

38. For I am here with you。

39. If I am the girl in your dreams。

40. 相爱的心息息相通，无需用言语倾诉。Loveunderstands love, it needs no talk

41. Life is full of trial and error. One failure doesn't mean you're out of the picture.人生充满了尝试与错误。一次失败不代表你就出局了。

42. If you don't understand my silence, you will never understand my words. ------ 如果你不懂我的沉默，你也永远不会明白我说的话语。

43. Owe you too much， just enough to love。 Give you too much， you just enough to cherish.

44. When love is not madness, it is not love. 如果爱不疯狂，那就不是爱了。

45. Don’t rush into love because even in fairy tales the happy ending takes place on the last page 不要仓促爱上，因为就算在童话里，幸福结局只会发生在最后。

46. 无论你身在何处，无论你为何忙碌，我都会在此守候。Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you.

47. Those troubles， always linger。

48. Brief is life, but love is long.——生命虽短，爱却绵长。

49. 将你心再加上我的心，就算痛苦滋味也愿意尝。

50. I wait for you to come back。

51. If you remember me, then I don't care if everyone else forgets. ——只要你记得我，我不介意整个世界都把我遗忘了。

52. “Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love.”- Mother Teresa不是每个人都是做大事的人, 但我们可以把小事做得有大爱.

53. Close your eyes。 Clear your heart。 Let it go。

54. If I am not able to help you,at least I can be with you

55. Ce n'est pas jamais， jamais oublier que， une fois。

56. I don。t want to live without you。

57. 你偷走了我的影子，不管你在哪里，我都会一直想着你。

58. Real girls aren’t perfect。 Perfect girls aren’t real。

59. 女人十有八九心中有爱，而且爱的表现在脸上。

60. When it has is lost， brave to give up。

61. Love is a vine that grows into our hearts 爱是长在我们心里的藤蔓。

62. 我做菜的手艺很不错，下次有机会做给你吃。

63. I love you not for who you are， but for who I am before you。

64. 爱情没有谁对谁错，只有你爱不爱我。

65. Love is like an hourglass， with the heart filling up as the brain empties。

66. Others can work for you, but can not feel for you. Walk on our own way in life, success rely on themselves to win. God helps those who help themselves, successful self-help. - 别人可以替你做事，但不能替你感受。人生的路要靠自己行走，成功要靠自己去争取。天助自助者，成功者自救。

67. 照顾好你自己，否则我来照顾你。

68. 感觉你在左右，就是分不开的脉搏。

69. Do not waste your new tears for the old sorrow。

70. She who has never loved, has never lived.——人活着总要爱一回。

71. Anyone can make you smile. Many people can make you cry. But it takes someone really special to make you smile with tears in your eyes——谁都能让你笑，许多人能让你哭，但只有那个特别的人，能让你在眼中含泪的时候，依然能笑得出来。

72. 如果你和我分开了，世界将不再一样。对于全世界64亿人来说，你们只要跟着我！

73. Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence.爱是永恒的，外表可能改变，但本质永远不变。

74. Simply to silence， do not leave free and easy。

75. Not tears can restore the lost， not everyone is worth your pay。

76. Love is more than a word

77. Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. 岁月使皮肤起皱，放弃使灵魂起皱。——Douglas MacArthur（道格拉斯.xxx）

78. Love never dies.——爱情永不死。

79. You said “I won’t make it” a million times. You made it every time.你说了一百万次，“我做不到”。但每次你都做到了

80. 爱是卑鄙的，一次又一次。当你不再是个泼妇时，女人就来了。

81. Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times. - Albus Dumbledore——即使在最黑暗的日子里，也能寻到幸福。

82. One of the best feeling in the world is when you're hugging the person you love, and they hug you back even tighter.——世界上最美妙的一件事是，当你拥抱一个你爱的人，他竟然把你抱得更紧。

83. What you see reflects what your heart is like。

84. Coffee is lonely without cups just as I am lonely without you.没有杯子……咖啡是寂寞的……没有你……我是孤独的……

85. 能够遇见你，对我来说是最大的幸福。

86. Maybe people have always lost look very pale in fact also sad when you lose。

87. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. ——纵然伤心难过，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知谁会爱上你的笑容……

88. Say not all that you know, believe not all that you hear. ------ 你所知道的不要全说,你所听到的不要全信。

89. 在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。当我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。

90. What does not kill you makes you stronger。

91. Thanks to you I am finally thinking about me。

92. This summer， mosquitoes are most hurts me。

93. Miracles sometimes occur, but you have to work terribly for them.——奇迹有时候是会发生的，但是你得为之拼命的努力。

94. 懂得如何享用美食的人不会吃到熟透的牛排。爱一个人，不会承诺天长地久。

95. Explanation is unnecessary， because people know you do not need it。

96. 美能激发人的感情，爱情净化人的心灵。

97. 我们付出的爱是我们唯一长久拥有的爱。The love we give away is the only love we have for a long time

98. 以上就是关于关于爱情的英文短句，英文句子爱情简短，希望可以帮助到你哦。

99. At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.——每一个沐浴在爱河中的人都是诗人。

100. Before finding the right people, the only need to do is to make yourself good enough. ------ 在找到合适的人之前，唯一需要做的，就是让自己足够的优秀。

101. Time does not dye，Memories do not light。

102. 真正爱你的人其实就是愿意一直忍耐你的人。

103. Lost In dreams and reality。

104. Love without end hath no end.——情绵绵，爱无边。

105. I want us to be together。

106. 你好像我身上的虱子，没了你，我就浑身不自在。

107. 你是风我是沙，你是皮鞋我是刷，你不理我我**！

108. 看中了就不应太挑剔，因为爱情不是在放大镜下做成的。

109. Company is the most long love confession。

110. you give me a cave， surrounded by the rain。

111. The fire is the test of gold;adversity of strong man

112. I'll think of you every step of the way.——我会想你，在漫漫长路的每一步。

113. I love to be loved by you。

114. 有美人兮，见之不忘，一日不见兮，思之如狂。

115. 不要等到我不想和你说话了，再用甜言蜜语来哄。

116. Active long will be very tired, care about for a long time will crash! ------主动久了会很累， 在乎久了会崩溃！

117. I am alwayswaiting for you，for your turning around。

搞笑的英语爱情短句子大全 精选8句

1. xxxWork fascinates me.xxx I can look at it for hours! xxx

2. Do not let dream just be your dream。

3. 一辈子那么久，等了几年什么。

4. 生命虽短，爱却绵长。Brief is life, but love is long.

5. 爱情，要么让人成熟，要么让人堕落。Love makes man grow up or sink down

6. If one knows what he lives for，he can bear all kinds of life。

7. Lopsided， and eventually became seen。

8. 不要在意别人的眼光，因为，我们终究是活在自己的世界中的。