请问谁有生活大爆炸中的经典语录,要双语的。谢啦

-I’m not insane,my mother had me tested.

-我没疯，我妈带我做过检查了。

-Once again,you’ve fallen for one of my classic pranks.Bazinga!

-你又一次掉进我的经典恶作剧陷阱了。气死你！

-I’m clealy too evolved for driving.(S2E5)

-很明显，我已经进化到不需要开车了。

-Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken.(To Penny S2E7)

-女人，你在和一个智慧比你高得多的人较劲。

-When you understand the laws of physics,penny,anything is possible.

(To Penny S2E7)

-当你领悟到物理学的真谛之后，佩妮，一切皆有可能

-I suggest rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spork.

-我提议石头剪刀布蜥蜴史帕克。

-I brought this on myself by being such an endearing ad important part

of your life。(To Penny S2E11)

-谁让我不小心成为你生命中美好又重要的一部分呢。

She calls me moon pie because I’m nummy-nummy and she could just eat

me up.( To Penny S2E17)

-她之所以叫我小甜派是因为我看起来很可口，她想要一口把我吃掉。

I’m a physicist.I have a working knowledge of the entire universe

and everything it contains. (To Penny)

-我可是物理学家,拥有整个宇宙及其所有事物的相关知识。

-I realize you’re also on your own tonight,so if ,at some point, you

find yourself with nothing to do,please do not disturb me. (To Penny

S2E21)

-我知道你今晚也是一个人，如果你万一觉得一个人无聊了，请不要来打7a64e58685e5aeb931333264643766扰我。

- I realize you're currently at the mercy of your primitive biological

urges, but as you have an enti life time of poor decisions ahead of

you, may I interrupt this one?（to penny S3E1）

-我明白你现在正完全被最原始的野性冲动所控制，可是，反正你这辈子还会有

无数错误的决定，我能不能打断这一个？

-You know,I can buy all these things online. I come here for the

personal service.(to

Stuart S03E05)

-你知道我本可以在网上买这些的，我来这就是为了个性化服务的。

-Leonard,when that woman moved in three years ago,I told you not to

talk to her, and now look,we're going to be late for the movies.（to

Leonard S03E07）

-莱纳德，那女的三年前搬进来时，我就告诉你不要搭理她，现在好了，电影我

们是迟到定了。

S03E01

- Oh,you think you're so clever. Well,let me jus tell you, while I do

not currently have a scathing retort, you check your e-mail

periodically for a doozy.（to Kripke）

-哦，你以为你很聪明，但是让我来告诉你，虽然我现在想不出尖刻的话来反驳

你，但我想到后会发邮件给你的

I'm the master of my bladder.

我的膀胱我做主。

-AFK（away from keyboard）

-Drat

求Sheldon语录

最著名的就是“Bazinga”（一般翻译为逗你玩或气死你）还有Sheldon安慰人时候说的“There，there”（好啦，好啦）还有“I am not crazy .My mother had me tested.”（我不是疯子，我妈带我测验过了。）还有“Mu ha ha”（木哈哈）的笑声。上他们的官网就有！ 还有其他人的！

sheldon: a little misunderstanding? galileo and the pope had a little misunderstanding...

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from episode the nerdvana annihilation.

raj: i don't like bugs, okay? they freak me out.

sheldon: interesting. you're afraid of insects and women. ladybugs must render you catatonic.

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from episode the jiminy conjecture.

sheldon: scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons spock, spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves spock, spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

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from episode the lizard-spock expansion.

sheldon: i am not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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from episode the jiminy conjecture.

leonard: what were you doing at penny's?

sheldon: well, we had dinner, played some games, and then i spent the night. oh, and you'll be happy to know that i now have a much better understanding of 'friends with benefits.'

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from episode the vegas renormalization.

sheldon: ah, gravity - thou art a heartless bitch.

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from episode the big bran hypothesis.

sheldon: i made tea.

leonard: i don't want tea.

sheldon: i didn't make tea for you. this is my tea.

leonard: then why are you telling me?

sheldon: it's a conversation starter.

leonard: that's a lousy conversation starter.

sheldon: oh, is it? we're conversing. checkmate.

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from episode the maternal congruence.

sheldon: i'm not insane, my mother had me tested!

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from episode the griffin equivalency.

sheldon: you can try, but you'll never catch me. bazinga!

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from episode the einstein approximation.

penny: i give up. he's impossible!

sheldon: i can't be impossible; i exist! i think what you meant to say is, 'i give up; he's improbable'.

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from episode the gothowitz deviation.

sheldon: leonard, you may be right. it appears that penny secretly wants you in her life in a very intimate and carnal fashion.

leonard: you really think so?

sheldon: of course not. even in my sleep-deprived state, i've managed to pull off another one of my classic pranks. bazinga!

rate this quote:

from episode the monopolar expedition.

leonard: for god's sake, sheldon, do i have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time i open my mouth?

sheldon (intrigued): you have a sarcasm sign?

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from episode the big bran hypothesis.

sheldon: interesting. sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior. i wonder if anyone else has stumbled onto that.

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from episode the gothowitz deviation.

sheldon: howard, you know me to be a very smart man. don't you think that if i were wrong, i'd know it?

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from episode the jiminy conjecture.

sheldon: there's an economic concept known as a positional good in which an object is only valued by the possessor because it's not possessed by others. the term was coined in 1976 by economist fred hirsch to replace the more colloquial, but less precise "neener-neener".

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from episode the large hadron collision.

sheldon: captain hook's hand was eaten by a crocodile not an alligator. if you're going to insult me at least get your facts straight.

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from episode the einstein approximation.

sheldon: i grew up in texas. football is ubiquitous in texas. pro football, college football, high school football, pee wee football... in fact, every form of football except the original, european football, which most texans believe to be a commie plot.

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from episode the cornhusker vortex.

sheldon: why do you have the chinese character for 'soup' tattooed on your right buttock?

penny: it's not 'soup'; it's 'courage'.

sheldon: no it isn't. but i suppose it does take courage to demonstrate that kind of commitment to soup.

penny: how'd you see it? you said you wouldn't look.

sheldon: sorry. as i told you, the hero always peeks.

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from episode the adhesive duck deficiency.

sheldon: she calls me moon-pie because i'm nummy-nummy and she could eat me up!

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from episode the terminator decoupling.

sheldon: are you upset about something?

leonard: what was your first clue?

sheldon: well there was a number of things. first the late hour, then you demeanors seems very low energy plus your irritability...

leonard: yes i'm upset!

sheldon: oh... i don't usually pick up on those things. good for me.

leonard: yeah good for you.

sheldon: (walks away and then turns back) oh, wait. did you want to talk about what's bothering you?

leonard: i don't know... maybe.

sheldon: wow! i'm on fire tonight.

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from episode the nerdvana annihilation.

sheldon: penny.

penny: yeah.

sheldon: thanks for letting me stay here.

penny: oh, you're welcome sweetie.

sheldon: okay, i'm sleepy now get out.

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from episode the vegas renormalization.

sheldon: and good evening to you, siam palace, this is sheldon cooper. yeah, i'm going to be dining alone this evening, so i'll be reducing my usual order. i'd like to start with one quarter of the assorted appetizers plate and one half of the golden treasure for two - oh, for heaven's sake! in the mid-18th century, king rama the fourth of siam divided a huge empire amongst the colonial powers of europe in order to preserve his throne. surely you, his cultural descendant, can handle pad thai and dumplings!

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from episode the adhesive duck deficiency.

sheldon: what exactly does that expression mean, 'friends with benefits?' does he provide her with health insurance?

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from episode the vegas renormalization.

sheldon: you can't make a half sandwich. if it's not half of a whole sandwich, it's just a small sandwich.

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from episode the guitarist amplification.

sheldon: cause of injury: lack of adhesive ducks.

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from episode the adhesive duck deficiency.