搞笑英语句子 精选39句

1. Love who who 爱谁谁。

2. you raise me up 你太抬举我了

3. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后， 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后， 都有两个。

4. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.

5. you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

6. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

7. no money no talk 没钱免谈

8. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

9. A piece of cake 小菜一碟

10. no three no four 不三不四

11. Walls have ears 隔墙有耳

12. The wise never marry,and when they marry they become otherwise..

13. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车，后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。

14. A new broom sweeps clean 新官du上任三把zhi火

15. You ask me, me ask who? 你问我，我问谁?

16. I give you face you don’t wanna face 我给你脸你不要脸。

17. A thousang-li journey is stated by taking the first step 千里之行,始于足下

18. 幽默的英语句子 1) Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。 2) One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物。

19. Horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎

20. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

21. Where there is a will, there is a way 有志者,事竟成

22. One should love animals. They are so tasty.

23. An idle youth, a needy age 少壮不努力,老大徒伤悲dao

24. Adamxxxs apple 喉结

25. Poisonous & Evil Rubbish 有毒有害垃圾

26. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

27. Sick as a dog 病重bai

28. You have seed, I will give you some color to see see. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧。

29. Want money no，want life one! 要钱没有，要命一条！

30. You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住！

31. Follow onexxxs heart 随心所欲

32. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

33. big one mother 大姨妈

34. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车，后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这。

35. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

36. A tall order 强人所难

37. How are you ? How old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？

38. We two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁啊！

39. The king is awalys lucky 王老吉