搞笑英语自我介绍范文 第一篇

good morning, my name is jack, it is really a great honor to have this opportunity for a interview, i would like to answer whatever you may raise, and i hope i can make a good performance today, eventually enroll in this prestigious university in september.

now i will introduce myself briefly,i am 21 years old,born in heilongjiang province ,northeast of china,and i am curruently a senior student at beijing uni. my major is packaging engineering. and i will receive my bachelor degree after my graduation in june. in the past 4 years,i spend most of my time on study,i have passed CET4/6 with a ease. and i have acquired basic knowledge of packaging and publishing both in theory and in practice. besides, i have attend several packaging exhibition hold in Beijing, this is our advantage study here, i have taken a tour to some big factory and company. through these i have a deeply understanding of domestic packaging industry.

compared to developed countries such as us, unfortunately, although we have made extraordinary progress since 1978,our packaging industry are still underdeveloped, mess, unstable, the situation of employees in this field are awkard. but i have full confidence in a bright future if only our economy can keep the growth pace still

搞笑英语自我介绍范文 第二篇

Hi everyone! My is _x, from Qinzhou. I’m so glad to meet you, and I’m currently a student at Guangxi Textile Industrial School. my major is knitting. It’s my pleasure to join the CHAMPION training camp, because I love English and I hope I can learn something in the training for my future work. As we all know English is very useful in every English is limited that’s why I’m here. I know it’s a huge challenge for me to conquer English, but I believe that “No pains, no gains, success belongs to the persevering”, I hope I can learn more from you, Thank you!

搞笑英语自我介绍范文 第三篇

Good evening,I know its 3:00pm now,But I always what to say good always call me think if I have a would tell my parents I want to be called a be in this class is a wonderful god has told me that we will be the during the next 3 years.

Fine, I shouldnt tell you this because god also has told me not to tell like making friends with others a I think we will have a very good time , dont expect me to tell you how to talk to you.

搞笑英语自我介绍范文 第四篇

I am xxx. Why don't I don't want to Wang Li Zhang? Hoe-scr-r-ritch, such a simple common sense do not understand: because I girl surnamed Zhang!

I won't tell you the name of it, afraid to say you don't remember. You remember my nickname well, I nicknamed "old women Idol". Really you are cheating dog, although I live quite have the courage, but I was too bad. My baby girl was prostrate on the floor cry: "Dad ah, really ugly is not your fault, but you really should not, should not secretly sneaked out of the house to scare people child!" well, look at my silly girl, how do you have to tell the truth? Everybody, I have a ceremony here, please provide more valuable opinions, the next time I must at birth!

You ask me is male or female? Stewing hens (sorry), this is my personal privacy, I cannot tell you. If I tell you, I'm not a man. What? You want to hit me? I killed also don't say. You put me killed. I also do the opening! Here is my age. My daughter is 7 years old this year, I only like a girl a little old. How much is this a little bit? Hey, is 32 years old.

My daughter is always too short for me. In fact, I'm only a little bit shorter than the famous basketball superstar Yao Ming. How much is that? Hey, it's 60 centimeters

You ask me what is special? Not with you, I have a lot of expertise, the most proud of me is singing and 100 meter dash

I say first tenor singing. That is a thief is good, has long been famous global! Who haunted places have hired me to sing. I just sing one or two words, no matter how terrible the ghost will immediately koutubaimo lying on the ground, dear God, who was a poor devil my beautiful voice to death!

Besides the 100 meter dash. I often carry out intense competition in the East playground and two world famous Chinese female sprint athletes, although tired my left leg fracture right leg cramps, but I fear the strong, her eyes closed all the way, every time with excellent performance won the third you want to know what they are! Good players and I play together?

Before I tell you, you can take to help good, because their fame is too big, I fear that startles you. Please take a look around, see who did not hold anyone who hasn't? Sit? Quickly remind them that it is not a jokeAnd this is a major event in human life! We must seriously listen, who are not allowed to laugh. I really want to say, I want to say now, I say again, if anyone was scared silly I'm irresponsible! Then I will tell you, these two famous athletes ah, one is my wife, my daughter is a xxx!!

搞笑英语自我介绍范文 第五篇

Hi, guys. As you know, we're fellow students. You are all familiar with me. So, what should I start with? Haw, it's somewhat embarrassing to tell you what you know well. But it doesn't matter at all. I'm here just for practicing my English. It's very important of your support. Let's go to business now.

Hum-hum, first of all, you all know well my name. I'm from XX. Besides, I cannot tell you how old I am because it's a secret of a lady's age. The next, I like singing, swimming,crying, haw-haw...It is too much than what I could tell in one time. I like icecream, apple, orange, banana, and so on. Then let me introduce my family. My father...,and my mother...What a pity that I have no brothers or sisters. But fortunately, I have you as my classmates and really help me a well, I also enjoy helping each of you. Do you know my personalities? In fact, I'm not so clear.

搞笑英语自我介绍范文 第六篇

1. My name is Liu Jie.我的名字叫刘洁。

2. My English name is July.我的英文名字叫July。

3. You can call me July.你们可以叫我July吧。

4. I'm twelve years old.我十二岁了。

5. I am a primary school student.我是一名小学生。

6. I go to Leshan Primary School.我上的是乐山小学。

7. There are three people in my family.我家有三口人。

8. I like English very much.我非常喜欢英语。

9. I like drawing and singing.我喜欢画画和唱歌。

搞笑英语自我介绍范文 第七篇

the goal in my life

as is known to everybody, the knowledge is power and money. if i were a college student, i would be the happiest person in the world. i would pursue my favorite hobby…study english.

since college life is meant to be independent, i might give free scope to my real talent. furthermore, i might participate in social and national reconstruction projects.

i would abide by my principles by reading more add enriching myself so that i might be of greater use to society upon my graduation day.

搞笑英语自我介绍范文 第八篇

My name is zhang feng, xuzhou, jiangsu province. I graduated from _ university majoring in finance. In addition to the information you have seen on the resume, I would like to say something about the reasons why I came to your bank for this position:

First of all, my biggest characteristic is strong communication potential and good team spirit. In working with people, I will listen and analyze the opinions of others very carefully, and I will not give up my opinion without the principle.

Secondly, I think that self potential, has the strong learning and practice at the time of difficulty will things calm analysis of the state, and a variety of possible results, and strive to do your best to undertake the responsibility of self. It is based on my confidence in myself that I have the courage to apply for the position of your bank.

In addition, banking staff is a sacred and great profession, and he requires me not only to have rich professional knowledge, but also to have noble sentiments. Therefore, in reading, I am very pay attention to their all-round development, widely develop self interests, and learn with expertise, do have a professional and expertise (focused on the expertise of self), still can sing, speak, speak. While paying attention to knowledge learning, I also pay attention to the cultivation of high moral sentiments, consciously abide by the law, abide by social ethics and professional ethics, and have no bad habits and behaviors. I think these are the basic qualities that a financial worker should have.

If, I through the interview, become numerous members of the bank staff team, I will continue to study hard, work hard, for home education career contribute self strength, will live up to the bank workers as an occupation.

搞笑英语自我介绍范文 第九篇

Hello, guys. As you know, were fellow students. You are all familiar with me. So, what should I start with? Haw, its somewhat embarrassing to tell you what you know well. But it doesnt matter at all. Im here just for practicing my English. Its very important of your support. Lets go to business now.

Hum-hum, first of all, you all know well my name. Im from XX. Besides, I cannot tell you how old I am because its a secret of a ladys age. The next, I like singing, swimming,crying, haw-haw...It is too much than what I could tell in one time. I like icecream, apple, orange, banana, and so on. Then let me introduce my family. My father...,and my mother...What a pity that I have no brothers or sisters. But fortunately, I have you as my classmates and really help me a well, I also enjoy helping each of you. Do you know my personalities? In fact, Im not so clear.

搞笑英语自我介绍范文 第十篇

Hi, guys. As you know, we're fellow students. You are all familiar with me. So, what should I start with? Haw, it's somewhat embarrassing to tell you what you know well. But it doesn't matter at all. I'm here just for practicing my English. It's very important of your support. Let's go to business now.

Hum-hum, first of all, you all know well my name. I'm from __. Besides, I cannot tell you how old I am because it's a secret of a lady's age. The ne_t, I like singing, swimming,crying, haw-haw...It is too much than what I could tell in one time. I like icecream, apple, orange, banana, and so on. Then let me introduce my family. My father...,and my mother...What a pity that I have no brothers or sisters. But fortunately, I have you as my classmates and really help me a well, I also enjoy helping each of you. Do you know my personalities? In fact, I'm not so clear.

搞笑英语自我介绍范文 第十一篇

Good morning !

It is really my honor to have this opportunity for a interview,I hope I can make a good performance today. I'm confident that I can succeed.

Now i will introduce myself am 26 years old,born in shandong province .I was graduated from qingdao university. my major is i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of 20**.

I spend most of my time on study,i have passed CET4/6 . and i have acquired basic knowledge of my major during my school time.

In July 20**, I begin work for a small private company as a technical support engineer in QingDao I'm capable of more responsibilities, so I decided to change my job.

And in August 20**,I left QingDao to BeiJing and worked for a foreign enterprise as a automation software test I want to change my working environment, I'd like to find a job which is more challenging. Morover Motorola is a global company, so I feel I can gain the most from working in this kind of company ennvironment. That is the reason why I come here to compete for this position.

I think I'm a good team player and I'm a person of great honesty to others. Also I am able to work under great pressure.

That’s all. Thank you for giving me the chance.

搞笑英语自我介绍范文 第十二篇

Good morning !

It is really my honor to have this opportunity for an interview, i hope i can make a good performance today. i''m confident that i can succeed.

Now i will introduce myself am 26 years old,born in shandong province . (general introduction)

I was graduated from qingdao university. my major is i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of 2003. during university, i spent most of my time on study so that i have passed cet4/6 . and acquired basic knowledge of my major.(education background)

In july 2003, i began work for a small private company as a technical support engineer in i''m capable of more responsibilities, so i decided to change my job. and in august 2004,i left qingdao to beijing and worked for a foreign enterprise as an automation software test i want to change my working environment, i''d like to find a job which is more challenging. moreover motorola is a global company, so i feel i can gain the most from working in this kind of company ennvironment. that is the reason why i come here to compete for this position. (research e_perience and academic activity)

I think i''m a good team player and i''m a person of great honesty to others. also i am able to work under great pressure.

That''s all. thank you for giving me the chance.

搞笑英语自我介绍范文 第十三篇

Good morning, my name is L_G, it is really a great honor to have this opportunity for a interview, I would like to answer whatever you may raise, and I hope I can make a good performance today. I'm confident that I can succeed. Now I will introduce myself briefly, I am 20 years old, born in shandong province ,east of china, and I am curruently a senior student at UPC of Information and Engineering Control. my major is Information and Signal Processing, and I will receive my master degree after my graduation in june. In the past 3 years,I spend most of my time on study and research, Ihave passed CET6 and I have acquired basic knowledge both in theory and in practice.

Through college life,I learn how to balance between study and entertainment. By the way,I has acted as class Mission secretary for two years and given the title of an e_cellent class leader. I had a few glorious memory on is my pride.

Sometimes I prefer to stay alone, reading, listening to classic music, but I am not lonely, I like to chat with my classmates, almost talk everything ,I have lots of interest, such as films,travels,handwriting ,sports and so on. My favorite pastime is playing basketball, also, I like blogging on the internet. if you are interested in my blog, you can visit my website: , it will be my honor. I think I'm a good team player and I'm a person of great honesty to others. Also I am able to work under great pressure. That's all. Thank you for giving me the chance.

搞笑英语自我介绍范文 第十四篇

My is......, from Qinzhou. I’m so glad to meet you, and I’m currently a student at Guang_i Te_tile Industrial School. my major is knitting. It’s my pleasure to join the CHAMPION training camp, because I love English and I hope I can learn something in the training for my future work. As we all know English is very useful in every English is limited that’s why I’m here. I know it’s a huge challenge for me to conquer English, but I believe that “No pains, no gains, success belongs to the persevering”, I hope I can learn more from you, Thank you!

搞笑英语自我介绍范文 第十五篇

Good evening,I know its 3:00pm now,But I always what to say good always call me think if I have a would tell my parents I want to be called a be in this class is a wonderful god has told me that we will be the during the next 3 , I shouldnt tell you this because god also has told me not to tell like making friends with others a I think we will have a very good time , dont expect me to tell you how to talk to you.

搞笑英语自我介绍范文 第十六篇

good morning !

it is really my honor to have this opportunity for a interview,

i hope i can make a good performance today. i'm confident that i can succeed.

now i will introduce myself briefly

i am 26 years old,born in shandong province .

i was graduated from qingdao university. my major is i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of .

i spend most of my time on study,i have passed cet4/6 . and i have acquired basic knowledge of my major during my school time.

in july , i begin work for a small private company as a technical support engineer in qingdao i'm capable of more responsibilities, so i decided to change my job.

and in august ,i left qingdao to beijing and worked for a foreign enterprise as a automation software test i want to change my working environment, i'd like to find a job which is more challenging. morover motorola is a global company, so i feel i can gain the most from working in this kind of company ennvironment. that is the reason why i come here to compete for this position.

i think i'm a good team player and i'm a person of great honesty to others. also i am able to work under great pressure.

that’s all. thank you for giving me the chance.

搞笑英语自我介绍范文 第十七篇

I am . I was born in . I graduate from senior high school and major in English. I started learning English since I was 12 years old. My parents have a lot of American friends. That’s why I have no problem communicating with Americans or others by speaking English.

In my spare time, I like to do anything relating to English such as listening to English songs, watching English movies or TV programs, or even attending the activities held by some English clubs or institutes. I used to go abroad for a short- term English study. During that time, I learned a lot of daily life English and saw a lot of different things.

I think language is very interesting. I could e_press one substance by using different sounds. So I wish I could study and read more English literatures and enlarge my knowledge.

搞笑英语自我介绍范文 第十八篇

good morning !

it is really my honor to have this opportunity for a interview,

i hope i can make a good performance today. i'm confident that i can succeed.

now i will introduce myself briefly

i am 26 years old,born in shandong province .

i was graduated from qingdao university. my major is i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of xx.

i spend most of my time on study,i have passed cet4/6 . and i have acquired basic knowledge of my major during my school time.

in july xx, i begin work for a small private company as a technical support engineer in qingdao i'm capable of more responsibilities, so i decided to change my job.

and in august xx,i left qingdao to beijing and worked for a foreign enterprise as a automation software test i want to change my working environment, i'd like to find a job which is more challenging. morover motorola is a global company, so i feel i can gain the most from working in this kind of company ennvironment. that is the reason why i come here to compete for this position.

i think i'm a good team player and i'm a person of great honesty to others. also i am able to work under great pressure.

that’s all. thank you for giving me the chance.

搞笑英语自我介绍范文 第十九篇

Hello!

My name you for giving me a chance for the interview.

My basic materials are on the resume, do not need to explain it again。I will make a brief introduce on my job advantage and my value here.

Working on administrative jobs for many years make me realize the importance of the secretarial job deeply. I like the job very much.

In my opinion, the secretarial jobs are common but very representes the image of a company. If someone want to do will in a job ,he or she must posesses a extreme strong sense of responsibility .

I am willing to accompany with your company's development and progress. Your trust and my capability will bring us success ! Thanks!

搞笑英语自我介绍范文 第二十篇

Hi, guys. As you know, we're fellow students. You are all familiar with me. So, what should I start with? Haw, it's somewhat embarrassing to tell you what you know well. But it doesn't matter at all. I'm here just for practicing my English. It's very important of your support. Let's go to business now.

Hum-hum, first of all, you all know well my name. I'm from . Besides, I cannot tell you how old I am because it's a secret of a lady's age. The next, I like singing, swimming,crying, haw-haw...It is too much than what I could tell in one time.

I like icecream, apple, orange, banana, and so on. Then let me introduce my family. My father...,and my mother...What a pity that I have no brothers or sisters. But fortunately, I have you as my classmates and really help me a well, I also enjoy helping each of you. Do you know my personalities? In fact, I'm not so clear.

搞笑英语自我介绍范文 第二十一篇

I am male, is a non. year old female meters tall, wearing shoes, being unmarried. Focus on Undergraduate Education -- not admitted, the general undergraduate course -- for a few minutes, so only a mixed college.

However, the performance is very brilliant, primary school as a monitor, the white-collar is wearing a white shirt, work - eating chicken in the table in a multinational company, although is cleaning the table, but the treatment is very favorable, if you don't arrive late or leave early.

You could get the full 800 yuan), and I have had to pay the monthly rent house -- that is, non motor vehicle car -- environmental protection, credit card and passbook a thick stack ofThere is no money. I am looking for a slim figure, beautiful beautiful, gentle and lovely, reasonable, full of wit, extraordinary ability of rich wives, similar to Bill Gates's daughter, Buffett's granddaughter and so on can be considered.

The laugh what laugh? I know what you want to put a fart, you don't want to say I am a swan like a toad? What ah, who let the heart so good! When the whole donation have pity on him. WOW! Who is the skin of a banana? I do not say it, say bricks here, I was shot to death!

搞笑英语自我介绍范文 第二十二篇

My is......, from Qinzhou. I’m so glad to meet you, and I’m currently a student at Guangxi Textile Industrial School.

my major is knitting. It’s my pleasure to join the CHAMPION training camp, because I love English and I hope I can learn something in the training for my future work.

As we all know English is very useful in every English is limited that’s why I’m here. I know it’s a huge challenge for me to conquer English, but I believe that “No pains, no gains, success belongs to the persevering”, I hope I can learn more from you, Thank you!

搞笑英语自我介绍范文 第二十三篇

Good morning !

It is really my honor to have this opportunity for a interview,I hope i can make a good performance today.

I'm confident that I can i will introduce myself briefly I am 26 years old,born in shandong province .I was graduated from qingdao university. my major is i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of 20**.

I spend most of my time on study,i have passed CET4/6 . and i have acquired basic knowledge of my major during my school July 20**, I begin work for a small private company as a technical support engineer in QingDao I'm capable of more responsibilities, so I decided to change my job.

And in August 20**,I left QingDao to BeiJing and worked for a foreign enterprise as a automation software test I want to change my working environment, I'd like to find a job which is more challenging. Morover Motorola is a global company, so I feel I can gain the most from working in this kind of company ennvironment. That is the reason why I come here to compete for this think I'm a good team player and I'm a person of great honesty to others. Also I am able to work under great pressure.

搞笑英语自我介绍范文 第二十四篇

Hi everyone! My is xxx, from Qinzhou. I’m so glad to meet you, and I’m currently a student at Guangxi Textile Industrial School. my major is knitting. It’s my pleasure to join the CHAMPION training camp, because I love English and I hope I can learn something in the training for my future work. As we all know English is very useful in every English is limited that’s why I’m here. I know it’s a huge challenge for me to conquer English, but I believe that “No pains, no gains, success belongs to the persevering”, I hope I can learn more from you, Thank you!

搞笑英语自我介绍范文 第二十五篇

Good people, in addition to long handsome, is not what disadvantage! Sometimes I think he is not so handsome. But one day, I was surrounded by a group of girls, they said I was handsome, I do not admit, they hit me and said I am hypocritical.

I am the universe super geek, you are welcome to call me, scold me, K me, beat me, kick me, kick me, beat me, even I cooked, fried, fried, fried, braised, stewed, braised, steamed, boiled dry Bian,.

I have no complaints, but the premise is: this person must is the most lovely, the most beautiful. Beautiful, gentle, kind, virtuous, temperament beauty -- so don't look at data (girlfriend name),Look at the chat effect!!! There was a girl and I want to end their lives -- "you don't return my money, I and you die!"

once a girl and I meet in the next life, I want to pursue the next life?! "once a girl willing to die for me to --" you together, I would rather die! "The poor ugly, 49 meters. Primary school culture, rural hukou. House three, Susukida mu.

Cold pot hot stove, no wife. Throughout the year, and has to take medicine, today the Internet, widely girlfriend, revolutionary road, together ~ ~ female if the person, may be just the words tongue, words against the people's livelihood. With the serious green Genastigmatism

I want a healthy extraordinary, fried tomato and egg, will operate the washing machine, the face may have little freckles, meetingnew people blush, know how much a bottle of soy sauce, then a girl in the rice me to carry home will help me wipe sweat. For this the high? If there is such a girl, then God, I pray that you give me one!

Small people live in the side of the Yellow River, the home and the land, the life is happy. Since the OICQ, it took my time to take my money, forced me to sell and sell fields, living in the street!

搞笑英语自我介绍范文 第二十六篇

Good morning !

It is really my honor to have this opportunity for a interview,I hope i can make a good performance today.

I'm confident that I can i will introduce myself briefly I am 26 years old,born in shandong province .I was graduated from qingdao university. my major is i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of _.

I spend most of my time on study,i have passed CET4/6 . and i have acquired basic knowledge of my major during my school July _, I begin work for a small private company as a technical support engineer in QingDao I'm capable of more responsibilities, so I decided to change my job.

And in August _,I left QingDao to BeiJing and worked for a foreign enterprise as a automation software test I want to change my working environment, I'd like to find a job which is more challenging. Morover Motorola is a global company, so I feel I can gain the most from working in this kind of company ennvironment. That is the reason why I come here to compete for this think I'm a good team player and I'm a person of great honesty to others. Also I am able to work under great pressure.