自我介绍范文幽默(篇一)

我很纯真，但绝不单纯，我内心复杂得让人难以想象，很多不经意的事可能都是我精心布置的。我也总在纯洁和好色之间徘徊，这一点最难说清。不过我真正的内心是极其善良的，宁可自己苦也不愿伤害任何人，心灵如水晶一般晶莹剔透。

都说我冷若冰霜，缺乏幽默。多和我接触吧，你会体会到什么是冷幽默，什么是真正的幽默，而并非品位低俗的搞笑。我十分看重枝微末节，常为了小地方的完美而忽略了大局。我工作勤奋、重实际，我不仅慎重且具有乐于助人的天性，我具有服务精神，并充分享受施予的乐趣。因为有一股来自精神的力量支撑我行动力，所以我看起来总是忙得团团转，但却乐在其中。问题是我很难放松心情去享受休闲生活，要我停下来休息，受困扰的情况就像别人遇到难题一般。我特别对人体的健康和卫生感到兴趣，也会对日常饮食力行节制。

我有时脾气很别扭。虽然说我大多时候都心胸开朗，亲切待人，但我讨厌被束缚，对于别人的意见和既成的说法，时常会提出反对的意见。其实没有什么理由，只是为反对而反对，完全是出于内心的不平衡感。

我的思考被人称为并列式思考，反映为思路宽广、较多飞跃、对事物的结论性意见得出较快等特点。

自我介绍范文幽默(篇二)

我叫徐子恒，就读于松江九亭初中二年级，我不是胖，而是结实。我爸爸是九亭中学的一名教师，妈妈在居委会工作。从小我就在开明又充满幽默感的家庭氛围中长大，使我养成了开朗活泼，自信热情的性格。

在学校我是个热爱学习，乐于助人的好学生。老师交给我的任务，我都会尽心尽责的完成，我也喜欢和别人分享自己的快乐和学习心得。在同学眼里我是个很有幽默感的小男孩，我老妈说，聪明的人不一定幽默，但幽默的人一定是聪明的。在班级排演的话剧里，我扮演了一个没有台词只靠面部表情来表演的角色，获得了老师和同学的一致认可，得到了最佳表演奖！在爸爸的影响下，我也喜欢运动，轮滑、骑车、羽毛球，乒乓球，足球，运动使人快乐，在运动中增强体质，学会与人合作，与人交流。我还喜欢英语，每年暑假，我都会参加英语兴趣班，在那里，不仅学到了知识，还结交到了朋友。我也喜欢电脑，但不仅仅是玩游戏，我还会安装简单的软件，修理一些小问题，是我们家的小小电脑专家，连爸爸妈妈都要向我请教呢！我们全家喜欢旅行，因为我知道，行万里路读万卷书，旅行能让我学到很多书本上没有的知识，每年寒暑假我们都会外出旅游，领略祖国美好河山。

在家里，我是个既懂事又爱劳动的好孩子。每天按时起床吃早饭，我还会自己煎鸡蛋下面条，尽量不让爸爸妈妈为我多操心；吃过晚饭，我会把家里几个垃圾桶清理干净；妈妈洗完衣服，我还会帮着晾晒。

我自信但不自大，我活泼好动但也会沉静思考。学习使我快乐，我快乐的学习着。不怕困难，永攀高峰是我的座右铭。我很想到你们学校来学习，我一定会努力学习，尊敬老师，团结同学，让自己成长为一名更加优秀的好学生。

自我介绍范文幽默(篇三)

Good morning. I am glad to be here for this interview. I’m and I have been working as a at for ... years since my graduation from University. During my undergraduate years, I developed an interest in . Then I took several selective courses on and read a lot of literature in this field. However, it is one thing to study theory in university, but another to put theory into practice. That’s why I decide to be a to enrich both my knowledge and practical experiences!

自我介绍范文幽默(篇四)

Good morning teachers and classmates,i'm glad to be here for name is ** and i come from grade seven class ** .I have a family of four,my mother ,farther ,brother and are getting along with each other ,i usually help my mother do house work when my farther is out of home and i am a deligted person and willing to help others while in like watching TV and playing basketball with my partners in part time.

I also need others encuragement while i don't pass eaxminaion .so i fee that we should help each for giving me a chance of makng a speech.

自我介绍范文幽默(篇五)

Hello! My name is Chen Danqing. My English name is Joy. I'm 14 years old. I'm a happy girl. I have a happy family. My father and my mother are both office workers. They're busy. But at weekends, they always cook nice food for me. I'm happy in the family. I love my parents and they love me very 'm a student at Dongzhou Middle School. It is very big and beautiful. There are many classroom buildings and office buildings. Besides the buildings, there is a big playground.

After school, there are lots of boys playing basketball on it. I think they are happy. There are a lot of flowers and trees in my school. They are beautiful. I like my school. In my school, I have many friends. All my friends are polite and helpful. My friends are all nice to me. They can make me happy. So I like playing with hobbies are listening to music and reading. I like pop music very much. I dislike sports because I'm not strong. It's hard for have a happy family, a beautiful school and many nice friends. I enjoy every day.

自我介绍范文幽默(篇六)

i was born in a small village of shan dong province on april 4th, 968. when i was young, my family was very poor, so i had to work to earn money to help my parents after class when i was in the middle school.

in 986 i was admitted by university of international business and economics (or: uibe) to pursue a bachelor degree in economics. my major is accounting in department of international business management. the undergraduate education gave me a wide range of vision and taught me how to cooperate with others. i developed several professional interests in accounting, finance, and international trade.

the following eight-year working experience offered me a good chance to give full play to my creativity, intelligence and diligence. in 990- 993, i worked as an assistant to funding manager in china national technical import and export corporation. in 993-present, i was employed by china kingdom import and export corporation to be the manger of financial and accounting division.

i do believe that with my hard early life, solid educational background and ample working experience, i would be an excellent student of you mba program.