短而有趣的英语句子 精选81句

1. Ho,I see you! 嘿，我见过你！

2. (他从未见过锯锯子。

3. 男人只有两种状态:饥饿和**。如果他不硬，给他三明治！

4. Every man should marry. After all,happiness is not the only thing in life.

5. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

6. XXOO就像打桥牌一样。如果对手不好，你的手一定要好。

7. I asked God for a bike,but I know God doesnrsquo;t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

8. xxxHard work never killed anybody.xxx But why take the risk? xxx

9. xxxWork fascinates me.xxx I can look at it for hours! xxx

10. b. 若XXOO是下半身的疼痛，所以，你操错了。

11. or not ,that is a ?

12. 爱你的邻居，但不要让她的丈夫知道。

13. a. 女人的高潮可能是假装的，但男人TMD可以装出整段感情！

14. He never saw a saw saw a saw.

15. a. 如觉呵呵是屁眼无法承受的痛苦，那是你操错洞。

16. 英语看起来很严肃，但也很有趣。

17. 现在的梦想决定了你的未来，所以再睡一会儿。

18. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly,and for the same reason.

19. 工作很有趣！尤其是看别人的工作。

20. 麻烦没来找你，不要自找麻烦。

21. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.

22. family=father and mother i love you

23. 我们永远不会真正成熟，我们只是学会在人们面前假装强迫。

24. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

25. 每个成功男人背后都有一个女人。每个不成功男人背后都有两个。

26. If sex is a pain in the ass,then yoursquo;re doing it wronghellip;

27. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

28. 有些人就像Slinkies(弹簧玩具)，没有真正的用处，但看到他们在楼梯上翻来覆去还是很开心的。

29. 聪明人未婚，结婚的人很难再聪明了。

30. 每个人都应该喜欢动物，因为它们很好吃。

31. War does not determine who is right ndash; only who is left.

32. We never really grow up,we only learn how to act in public.

33. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

34. 我希望我能像爷爷一样在睡梦中安静地死去，而不是像他开上那些尖叫的乘客一样死去！

35. 起初，我直接要求上帝给我一辆自行车。后来，我想上帝不是这样做的，所以我偷了一辆，请求上帝原谅。

36. b. 早起的鸟有虫吃，早起的虫被鸟吃。

37. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection,make him a sandwich.

38. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But itrsquo;s still on the list.

39. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

40. 直译:在这个世界上，我最不想做的就是伤害你，但这仍然是我的考虑。

41. 这句话包含了英语中的字母。

42. b. 女人假装高潮获得真情，男人假装获得真情。

43. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

44. 在我们这里，所有送外卖的人都比警察来得快.

45. 光总是跑得比声音快，这就是为什么有些SB说话后，你会发现他在假装B。

46. 成功是一个相关的术语，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。

47. 爱情就像一张照片，需要大量的暗室时间来培养。(外国人也很保守，在黑暗中工作，哈哈)

48. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

49. 尽量和女朋友一起洗澡，省水。

50. The wise never marry,And when they marry they become otherwise.

51. The early bird might get the worm,but the second mouse gets the cheese.

52. 后座上的孩子会出事故，后座上的孩子会出事故。

53. 政客和纸尿的一个共同点是，他们都被定期更换，因为同样的原因脏了!

54. Was it a bar or a bat I saw? 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠 (我看到的是铁棒还是棒球棒？)这是一个回文句，跟着读和倒着读是一样的。

55. 战争不能决定正义，但可以判断哪一方出局。

56. 我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。

57. 所有的男孩都能为女孩做一切

58. Behind every successful man,there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.

59. We live in a society where pi有趣的英语句子a gets to your house before the police.

60. 这是一款文字简化游戏。

61. xxxYour future depends on your dreams.xxx So go to sleep.

62. To China for china,China with china ,dinner on china .(去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃瓷器。

63. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

64. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you donrsquo;t have a good partner,yoursquo;d better have a good hand.

65. 应该有更好的方法开始新的一天，而不是每天早上醒来。

66. 快乐的单身汉迟早会结婚，幸福不是永久的。

67. I want to die peacefully in my sleep,like my grandfather.Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

68. 你永远不能战胜一个纯SB，因为他会把你的智商提升到和他一样的水平，然后用丰富的经验打败你。

69. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.

70. 它的意思是：To be or not to be,that is a question. (生存或毁灭是个问题。

71. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.

72. Love the neighbor. But donlsquo;t get caught.

73. 意译a：我真的不想伤害你，但不要强迫我。

74. 意译b：吾虽不杀伯仁，伯仁由我而死。

75. One should love animals. They are so tasty.

76. 努力工作不会导致死亡！但我不会用自己来证明。

77. Some people are like Slinkies,not really good for anything,but you canrsquo;t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

78. 不要等不上差，不要找借口，今天就找好。

79. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

80. 敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒狗。

81. a. 早起滴鸟虫！晚到的老鼠有奶酪！